Masturbation destroys lives!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jan 14, 2014.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    truth!
     
  2. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    You get caught jackin', Mike?
     
  3. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam VIP Extreme Gold

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    mike you jack it at work when its slow?
     
  4. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Try mutual masturbation with your wife Mike.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    no
     
  6. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Mike do you jack to the food network?
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    does your mother?
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Does your mother?
     
  9. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Mike pinches it off at time of climax
     
  10. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    When it's busy. He likes the challenge of not getting caught!
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Cool story bro. :up:
     
  12. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    My hair chick dropped her man bc he was jackin' in the same room where their infant was sleeping
     
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Yeah, I usually talk with my hairdresser about jacking off too.....:wtf:
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Probably a good move.
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    :lol:
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Do you really think he's married?
     
  17. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter

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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Mike, you can't get Diabetes from masturbation. It's ok buddy. :console:
     
  19. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    no subjects are off limits with this chick.

    this conversation included "It's not like I don't have a vagina. Right HERE."
     
  20. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    masturbation is healthy unless it's starts to consume your life. :grad: