Masturbation Poll

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dorb, Nov 7, 2015.

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How often to you masturbate

  1. More than once a day

  2. Once a day

  3. Once every 2 or 3 days

  4. Once a week

  5. Once a month

  6. Never

  7. I'm old and the parts aint workin anymore:(

  8. Only when I see a pic or video of the Donald

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  1. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    How often do you Masturbate? This includes Shed Ladies.
     
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  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Yeah, so you can sit here and jack off to our answers?
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I am doing it now
     
  4. hugh jasol

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    Twice a day, everyday, since 1985. Holidays included.
     
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  5. Bristol Chicken

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    Could you please be more specific and define masturbate?
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  6. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Yep but only if youre female.
     
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  7. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Depends on post activity in the women of the shed thread. :cig:
     
  8. chapped

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    Doesn't that break labor laws?
     
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    I have some Uber private shit that I keep in the just in case encrypted folder
     
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  10. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    "Masturbation Poll"
     
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  11. chapped

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Redundant .....:jj:
     
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  13. hugh jasol

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    I'm non union.
     
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    I'll put it this way. When I actually do have sex with a girl ..I feel like I'm cheating on my hand .
    :facepalm:
     
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    Chicks double click the mouse all the time
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    This is why I out source my masturbation to China
     
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    I have been doing that for years, but they charge me for 2 people.
    I don't know if their hands are smaller or what.

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    Too boccu
     
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    i'd say once a week, but i don't think of my husband while i'm doing it.

    is that considered cheating??????????????????
     
  20. Joe Bauers

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    Hell No ! Not cheating ..:no: