WTF Matador gets sodomized by raging bull in Seville, Spain

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    This is the shocking moment a matador was gored in the buttocks by a bull, but incredibly walked away with just minor injuries.

    Andres Roca Rey, 19, was lucky to survive after the 84-stone bull he was taking on appeared to impale him through the bottom.

    There was panic inside the La Maestranza bullring in Seville, Spain, as the animal lifted Roca Rey up with its left horn, shaking him like a rag doll as the fighter screamed in agony.



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    Good.
     
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    That Matador is going to be taking painful shits for a very long time.
     
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    Little known best part about that story.....the bull was named Lexington.
     
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    this does seem like a cruel and pointless sport
    and the Spanish people I've met have been some of the rudest, and most arrogant creatures

    so I enjoyed these pictures
     
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    No wonder the bull was pissed, the other matador has his hand up it's ass.
     
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    I hope the bull at least had to courtesy to use anal lube.
     
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    And the courtesy of a reach-around.
     
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    I love it when the bull fucks people up.
     
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    I always root for the bull. It does seem like an incredibly cruel thing to witness (bull fight), but I don't pretend to understand the culture or custom. Factory farming is probably crueler.
    That said, Spain is #2 on my top ten list of countries I hope to visit some day.
     
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    "I'm not saying it would feel good, Robin. I'm just saying it might not feel all that bad either."
     
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    Gawtdamn thats funny. Bull gets grade A pass for completeing the task he was built for. Why they call this news is a mystery. It's a report card.
     
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    is this from an episode of the ranch on netflix, a net flix original.
     
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    Should have killed him
     
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