Matt lauer is the oddest friend howard could have...right?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I mean matt seems like the total opposite of howard.... right? i don't get it!!! he is always at howards house? wtf... do they do hand each other the wig and try it on?
     
  2. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    There can be only one!
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Actually, Howard being with Beth is the biggest mystery to me. I just don't get it. :dontknow:
     
  4. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Maybe Matt likes beer can thick cocks also. :dontknow:
     
  5. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Matt and Howard have known each other for 25 - 30 years.

    Remember when Howard would talk about Matt being down on his luck when he (Matt) was unemployed and ready to give up on journalism?

    I mean it's not that crazy that they have a deep bond.

    Plus, Matt was in the never-aired 1987 pilot for Howard's Fox late-night show.

    Check it out here. Matt, then 29 years old, appears in the first minute.

    [video=youtube;NCnPsc_NwdY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCnPsc_NwdY[/video]
     
  6. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I started falling back in love...so I had to turn it off. :wub:
     
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    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    howcie had the egde then & wanted to get bettter but once the money came & the marble whores then marble digging whore gained hooks into him he forgot his family & fans without a thought. he can piss on all ........
     
  8. smackyou

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    [TD="class: normalText, width: 360"]December 30, 1957 —
    We didn't go to a diverse high school. In our class, even all the Asian kids were Christian. But, as any high school, we had our share of cliques. The jocks. The nerds. The cheerleaders. The goths. The visigoths. The choir.
    And they all swooned over Matt Lauer. Even some of the teachers. And the gay guys. Of course, since the school wasn't diverse, there weren't any gay guys... Officially. But we had our hunches.
    We had no hunch about Lauer. He seemed to be a perfect specimen of WASPy female worship.
    Of course, back in high school, we didn't run JONJ. We didn't try to find out whether everyone is Jewish. We had bigger problems. Like, having one of those girls look at us for a change.
    But why hark on about our high school years? They are long gone. And, perhaps, one of those girls who gave us the cold shoulder back then will visit JONJ and find out that the object of their affection was really half Jewish.
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  9. Martina

    Martina New Member

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    Matt and Howard have nothing in common, except they married nobody girls who were "models" bought and paid for.

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  10. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    When you think of Lauer, laugh don't cry. I know, he'd want it that way.
     
  11. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit. Howard looked like David Koresh and Robin looked like Idi Amin. No wonder they didn't work on TV.
     
  12. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    That was recorded on May 13, 1987 -- 25 years ago Sunday.
     
  13. Time Bandit

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    oy vey..I'll explain it to you..
    beth in howard's eyes was/is an adoring simpleton cum jug who swears she don't want kids..get it?
    He wanted and got an obedient house niggar who can be bought off with crumbs of fame and a fat pre-nup for gobbling the goop then gargling on it...stupid sow sees dollar signs nothing else..
    shes a miserable dried up cunt..there...someone had to say it :)
     
  14. Winst

    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Secretive" histories and connections.

    The kind of ties...that bond..with age.
     
  15. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Matt layer knows secrets? That's like saying octomom is a good mother! Fuck off Winst! :)
     
  16. Winst

    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    Matt has something of a tickle fetish.

    ...sound a BIT..like anyone else? :whistle:
     
  17. Martina

    Martina New Member

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    OMG - too much information. And his wife keeps threatening to divorce him and each time she gets new prizes to stick around, like the recent purchase of a horse ranch.