WTF Mattel FINALLY redesigning Barbie-into a carb eating fat-ass!

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  1. SomerSky

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    :( RIP American :salute:
     
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    Awww jeez. This makes me sad.

    Mattel... be sure to also tell girls it's healthy to be 300 lbs and its not insane if you get massive butt implants.

    :rolleyes:

    Seriously, if your child's only strong female role model is a Barbie, you have bigger problems already.
     
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    Will she be trans as well. New duct tape tucking Barbie.
     
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    LOL, I'm sure it will sell out immediately and all the girls will ignore the new thin-girl-doll made by an evil misogynistic company.

    Children are cruel. I love that about them.
     
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    Diabetes Barbie?
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    Barbie is a cunt.
     
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    next up, the honey boo boo edition
     
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    New Barbie comes with 2 cats.
     
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    Years ago I found an old Barbie while I was fishing. Her long hair was matted, her clothes were ripped and she had dirt all over her. Called her Trailer Park Barbie, and she was a hot mess.
     
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    Ken's gonna cum in another box.
     
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    Won't be inclusive enough until we have Teen Mom/EBT Card Barbie.
     
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    Fuck that, I prefer "binge & purge" Barbie.
     
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    Black Ken has been waiting a long time for this.
     
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    I don't think Ken is interested in box.
     
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    I'm waiting for The Elephant Man Ken Doll

    "Ah'ym tellin yoo ee's nawt fo sayil!"
     
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