Matthew Berry: On love, hate and Howard Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Aug 8, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Thanks hig
     
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    God, is Matthew Berry long winded.

    I love the part where MaMa Monkey went to the "they've already booked a number of big-name stars" line to temper MB's enthusiasm. What a fucking douche nozzle Gary is.

    I stopped listening to THSS months ago (and haven't regretted it one bit). Did Howard try to psychoanalyze MB or ask him how many BBCs he's personally seen in NFL locker rooms? If so, I'm glad I missed it.

    I used to download and listen to MB's FF podcast, but got sick of him and those other 2 assholes who started drinking their own Kool-ade on how great they all are. MB can also NEVER admit that he made a bad prognostication and ALWAYS hedges his bets (Q: "will you say Player X will gain 150 yards in his next game? A: "145").

    The guys on NFL Fantasy Live on the NFL network have a funnier show on TV and a decent show on SiriusXM's NFL channel (that you can download as a podcast as well).

    PLUS, the NFL Network added Molly Qerim to the cast of NFL Fantasy Live.

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    Berry is raving about Howard as if it was still the 1990s - Buchwald would be proud of this spin.

    "The thing about Howard is there's no such thing as a casual Howard Stern fan. If you're a Stern fan, you're a hard-core fan. He inspires that kind of passion, and I'm among the many millions who count themselves as faithful."

    "But Howard said, I don't care what everyone else says a morning DJ is supposed to be, I'm gonna do it how I want. And the way Howard did it was, among other things, being totally honest and making everything he could all about himself. Brilliantly."
     
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    I honestly thought this was a thread about Ralph.
     
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    I wonder if MB is a Buchwald client? :bigthink
     
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  9. Quite Frankly

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    I was relieved to discover that this ass-tongueable babe is in fact not M Berry's wife
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    The wife they were gushing over is Meh to say the least
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    Yeah, I checked out after the second paragraph.

    I get that he was excited about going on the Stern show, but he needs to get that nobody else gives a fuck.

    Ease up, man. Ever think that she might have a great personality?!?

    Me neither.
     
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    He pretty much spent the whole segment trying to explain to Howard The Retard how fantasy football works. For those of us with normal intelligence who already knew it was boring as hell.
     
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    its crazy that all you have to do is talk about farts and balls and how small your dick is to be considered the paragon of honesty
     
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    "getting up to speed on the audience's dime" = radio death

    Artie's sidekick, former NFL fullback Jon Ritchie, is like this, and it's fucking brutal to listen to..............

    "I've never seen a Woody Allen movie, but I will now".

    Great. :rolleyes:
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    FTA: Even if you are not a fan of his edgy brand of humor...

    Hasn't been anything 'edgy' about evolved Howie in many years, neither in his humor nor in his opinions. He apologizes at even the slightest hint of controversy. I guess this idiot is relegated to writing about fantasy sports for a reason.
     
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    i couldn't get through the entire article. the author is an asskissing douche.
     
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    I like Matthew Berry. He played ball with the article and probably buried his head in the sand and pretended the Wig still has an audience. He won't sell a single extra book because of it. But he's a good dude and hey, it was fun for him.