MatthewT is an annoying, gay, super obese, jesus freak weirdo

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, May 8, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    I'm sick of that fat fuck slobbing around the board, acting like a total fuckin retard every time god is mentioned and being overall greasy

    Dawg, I want him deaded right fucking now.

    Capiche?
     
  2. MatthewT

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    birthday thread! :cheer:
     
  3. gwartney

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    Listen, I won't stand for this. He's not greasy!
     
  4. Swayze

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    He's fucking greasy and a sloth
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    He's not that bad...
     
  6. MatthewT

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    they said there would be cake :right:
     
  7. Swayze

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    Fat fuck
     
  8. gwartney

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  9. MatthewT

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    so, no cake? :right:
     
  10. MatthewT

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    cake! :hug:
     
  11. Swayze

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    Glutton, sloth = going to hell

    Have fun
     
  12. MatthewT

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    how many of the Swayzes believe in Jesus?
     
  13. Swayze

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    But you do, and you're going to hell
     
  14. Lemmy

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    No cake? I'm outta here.....
     
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    :wtf:
     
  16. MatthewT

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    i know, right? :mad:

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  17. MatthewT

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    i would rather go to hell with Jesus than heaven with satan :jj:
     
  18. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    cake > heaven/jesus/god/etc.
     
  19. MatthewT

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    heaven has cake :c
     
  20. Lemmy

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    Even Devil's Food?