MatthewT Preaches the Gospel to YOU and YOU and YOU!!!

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  1. Jack Shit

    Jack Shit Active Member VIP

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    [video=youtube;tdTCXTaDBX8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tdTCXTaDBX8#![/video]

    Here is our resident preacher in action! :yay:
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Say what?
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    No homo :jj:
     
  5. Jack Shit

    Jack Shit Active Member VIP

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    I love to rub Jesus's balls while licking his shaft, no homo.
     
  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    wow
    I feel so lucky
     
  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    lol...no homo
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  9. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP

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    I love this shit.

    There is no god.

    Jesus is a myth.

    Mithra was thousands of years before jesus and had similar "powers." Still a myth.

    The only god is The Poker God. And he is unforgiving.

    No Mary.
    No Joseph.
    No Christmas.
    No Santa.








































    No baby Jesus.


















    :bigcry:
     
  10. Bro

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    MathewT sucks baby Jesus dick.
     
  11. Jack Shit

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    No homo.
     
  12. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I'm blushing.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Bro is right
     
  14. Bro

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    I'm not always right but I'm never wrong.
     
  15. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP

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    I knew a guy that changed his name because he didn't like people dissing his God when talking about him. He said he was upset that people were saying, "Fuck Mohammed."
     
  16. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    too southern :no:
     
  17. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    too much hair :tears: