Maya. New Ice Road Truckers Chick.

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  1. Bro

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    I'd let her blow me.
     
  3. MONK

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    nice tits
     
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    I'd throw cum at her.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I'd throw my baby batch at her as if it was poo.
     
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    That goes without saying.
     
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    I'd start a "I just jacked it to Ice Road Truckers" thread but that would sound kinda gay. :jj:
     
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    That other girl had fucked up teeth, girl has to have good teeth.

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    Hard to tell with this one but so far looks good.
     
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    That pic is so airbrushed, she looks like a cartoon.
     
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    Trailer Park Teeth.
     
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    I'd stick it in her.
     
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    That Mya chick always looks way better in the promo pics then she does on the actual show. They must be doing lots of touch up work on them.

    Lisa is average at best, but she owns like 8 pets, which breaks the excessive pet rule. Which states that any woman that has 5 or more pets has an insatiable need to be loved and is in all likely hood, extremely codependent. These are also the women that you might find hovering over you, when you wake up at 3am in the morning to go to the bathroom, with that look in their eye like they realized if they cut off your hand and super glued it to their face, they would never have to go a second of the day without feeling your touch.
     
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    I would too.
     
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    Lisa has trucker teeth.
     
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    shes gonna be covered up most of the time on the show. shame, because she has potential.
     
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    Maya is still in training so she has a co-driver with her. I would NOT want to be in truck when she is driving. Scary shit.
     
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    She could eat a corn cob through a fence with those.
     
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    I hate those assholes. Driving 30mph on frozen ice is sooo hardcore. :rolleye:
     
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    Quit focusing on Lisa's teeth. Chew on this:

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