Maybe Howard is like John Wayne

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  1. hillbilly

    hillbilly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    and takes the wig off at home and is comfortable without it.
     
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    I actually quoted part of that scene to one of my cats today, I don't remember why.

    FUCKA JOHN WAYNE TELLUSHIS NAME YOU LITTLE PUSSY!
     
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    He's more like Mary Jane.
     
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    Any idea as to the point of the patriotic-ish music playing in the background in that clip?
    "I pledge allegiance to the wig..."
     
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    Two more observations:

    1) Never realized before how much a bald John Wayne resembles Jim Belushi.

    2) Hope everyone watches that clip: "...Duke would reluctantly don his toupee..."
    How elegant.
     
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    We'll since bye you brought up the wiz in another thread, I'll take an Artie Lange style stab at it and venture that it means

    "Just like Ronald Reagan and dubya bush, I too dodged real combat for the illusion of perceived combat, so, avert your eyes from those pesky facts and instead focus your passion on those uppity negroes, pointy headed beatniks and swishy fags. Them guys don't love the real Uhmerika. Hi Sarah!"
     
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    *howard related b/c, well, uh, shit, I got nothins....
     
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    Wiggy said he was scared to go in the ocean because of sea life . I call BS . He is scared of losing that wig or having it mistaken for sea weed . He said he liked the ocean when he was young . What changed other than the wig .
     
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    It is alleged that John Wayne died with forty pounds of undigested meat shit in his colon.

    Wiggy's gonna choke to death on a Brazil nut.
     
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    Gacy?
     
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    Emasculated like Bobbit.
     
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    The only time Howard stern and john Wayne should be in the same sentence is when the sentence is "Howard stern is nothing like john Wayne".
     
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    One developed a disease that took his stomach. The other became a disease that the fans couldn't stomach.
     
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    Howards way too vain to be seen by people when wigless. I never saw someone who is so homely who tries so hard to look good. It ain't working Howard.
     
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    Someone needs to make a song parody of him with the frozen song called " Let it shine " all about him and the wig .
     
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    Duke's toupee came off in one of his movie: The Quiet Man

    It happens here at 1:40, but do yourself a favor and watch the entire clip - or the entire movie for that matter. You won't be sorry.

     
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    The difference was immediately obvious -- Wayne made no secret of the fact that he wore a wig.