Maybe I shoulda went to college.....

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I usually post non-HS threads in the bar. I did with this one too but thought y'all might be amused as well.

    At work, allegedly, I received a bulletin to be on the lookout for a guy that raped his girlfriend's mother then threatened to kill her whole family. He said that he'd shoot everyone.....especially the police then fired shots at the feet of his girlfriend before fleeing the area.

    Fine. We get this stuff frequently. I flip the page to see what this gentleman looks like in case I stumble upon him and this is the included pic.....

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    How the fuck does this get sent out?

    Send me a PM if anyone sees him. :toptip:
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...was the girlfriends mom hot? pics? :hat:
     
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  3. EmperorsNewCaps

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    you thought wrong.
     
  4. Head Censor

    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Alright, on the whole, I gotta admit, the disguise is pretty damned good.

    But those beady fucking eyes are a dead giveaway.

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  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :fil:
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Looks like a nicer version of my ex husband.
     
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    I enhanced with my lotus notes JPEG machine.

    image.jpg

    /You're welcome.
     
  9. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    If you'd went to college, would you still be working in law enforcement? Not being a dick, serious question. Like would you look to be a Captain or something?
     
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  10. Lemmy

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    From the limited info I have and the location I am guessing "no".
     
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    i have a lead for you... [​IMG]

    the crime...
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    I see that fucker in my nightmares every time I turn the lights out!:surprised:
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    It was sort of a fluke that I got this job. It is not something I ever really pursued. I have no idea what I would be doing now otherwise.......likely something in construction.

    I could take tests to get promoted now but it doesn't interest me and it isn't worth the pay bump to be in charge and responsible for assholes like me.
     
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    You can cross out the cons from your mugshot list who wear an eye patch.
     
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    I just saw that guy hanging out on the corner of 8 Mile and Woodward.
     
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    :facepalm:

    Just.....:facepalm:
     
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  18. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    I like your post a lot better in this forum. Somehow it seems more cogent, intelligent, clear and insightful.

    Sorry I negged you in The Bar.
     
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  19. RONNIE THE CLAW

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    At least they are not saying it was a black guy.
     
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  20. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    No problem, I can hook you up. Check Wonderland.

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