maybe the stern "cut in during the first dance prank" went worse than we thought

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  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I'm pretty sure that those two retards, Howard and Beth, named those kittens Jimmy and Molly to try to get back in good graces with Kimmels. It was also an attempt to get Jimmy to mention Howard, Beth and the kittens on his show.
     
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    I bet this was Howard's wedding present
     
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    100% Guarantee that Molly extracts the "Sterns" right from Kimmel's life. She has no interest in that relationship and now she is the boss. Yet again, Howard and Ohnoe will be slowly (at best) strangled out of that scene like if Jimmy had a room she wanted filled with nascar shit. Buhbye.
     
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    I think Howard and Beth are scrambling to find a new A list couple to latch on to.
     
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    Nothing reeking of desperation is attractive...EVER. Final nail in the coffin.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I'm curious to know if Wiggy has even talked to Jimmy since the wedding.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I agree, I think she sees through the two of them much better than Jimmy. Expect her to tell the Stern/Ostrosky's that they will be vacationing in Cabo this Christmas while booking a trip to Maui.
     
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    So it's pretty much official that Howard and Beth are a worse couple than Imus and his wench, right?
     
  9. PelicanWig

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    That was a given even before the wedding debacle...
     
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    I would, being a girl, shut them out simply because they hung out with Sarah Silverman too. We can be catty
     
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    2 words "blue panties".
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    What happened with that lovely BFF jewelry Howard gave Sharon Osbourne? That was a gruesome story... nails-on-blackboard gruesome...
     
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    It was an act of shameful attention whoring -- completely inappropriate for the occasion & painfully unfunny. Although, what's genuinely funny is, all the Hollywood A-listers who the Ostrosky-Sterns slavishly attempt to befriend, now have a first-hand image of Howard as a cringeworthy asshole[​IMG] :point:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    There was an episode of King of Queens where Doug and Carrie had old creepy lame friends who named their cats after them, Neal and Marcy. Doug and Carrie were totally creeped out by it.
     
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    I can't imagine my ex wife's reaction if someone did that to us. Probably kicked out of the wedding to begin with...
     
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    The Sterns life could actually be an episode, (or season), of Curb Your Enthusiasm; painfully uncomfortable moments.
     
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    I remember him initially telling the story of cutting in on the first dance and he had said "someone pushed me up there to do it", I was thinking Wow wth would have the balls to push Howard even slightly in an antagonistic manner. The next time it was discussed he revealed it was Beth - how did I not realize that it would be her idea to insinuate him, and her by association, into te spotlight lol

    I think he always changes stories to make Beth appear better and/or like able; for instance when he says Beth lectures him on doing the right thing or to not do something because it wouldn't be appropriate or perceived illy - does anyone buy that? Lol Im thinking too much into it
     
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    "I sent Jimmy's assistant a note a few months ago, Robin, but you know, he's busy and so am I..."
     
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    If one of Jimmy's cousins, or anyone else pulled something like that, Howard would've gone on for hours about how it ruined the moment, Molly looked mortified, etc.
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Why would Jimmy's wife be angered over Howard interrupting their first dance.

    It's only the 5 minutes that all girls grow up dreaming about and anticipating since first seeing Cinderalla or Sleeping Beauty more than any other.

    Besides the wedding vows it is only the most important and intimate part of the entire wedding ceremony/reception.

    It is only the most important slow dance since her senior prom.

    It is only the last most important slow dance until when/if she dances with their son on his wedding day.

    Why would she care about a guy she doesn't really know or associate with barging in on for a few laughs, while she stands their incredibly awkwardly in front of all of her friends and family.

    Why would Molly be upset?