Mayday mayday, man down, repeat, man down.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SuperFarts, Sep 23, 2013.

  1. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    I mean, its probably a man? :dontknow:


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  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Reaching for diet soda?
     
  3. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    I smell a law suite.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I've fallen and I can't get up!
     
  5. DaBUU

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    Aliens own McDonald's, the little green fuckers are fattening us up for when they invade.
     
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    Buffalo Balls Well-Known Member VIP

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    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    Clean-up in aisle 6!
     
  8. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Sweet! A law suite!!
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oh my god what I wouldn't do to witness that. :rofl:
     
  10. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP Gold

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    The funny part is that someone is right there to help, but instead took out their phone, unlocked it, paged over to the camera app, waited for it to load and snapped a picture...

    ... Before helping this dude. That's a good 5-10 seconds of the truffle shuffle.
     
  11. Chatsworth

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    I feel sorry for the guy but if you told any paraplegic he could regain the use of his legs by laying off the soda and fast foods he'd give you a Nobel Prize.
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    that would have been me! :toptip:
     
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    Halftree VIP Extreme Gold

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    Can someone please ps a 49er jersey on this dude
     
  14. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Is that where lawyers stay when they're out of town? :uscratch:
     
  15. Wigward Hairhat

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    Considering the folk who generally use them, I think those carts should be programmed to drive directly to the exit once someone sits down on one.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Imagine that you're too fat to walk. What a life these people lead...
     
  17. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Go ahead kids, have your fun... :giggle:

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  18. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    What floor?
     
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    [video=youtube;v5VLUbHYQes]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VLUbHYQes&client=mv-google&guid=&gl=US&hl=en&app=desktop&persist_app=1&guid=[/video]

    Sorry if the video doesn't embed properly, my phone is a piece of shit.
     
  20. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    :rofl:
    [video=youtube;mVTrJ_v1Qfw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVTrJ_v1Qfw[/video]