Mayday mayday!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. isabella

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    check your TV schedules. i believe momcaves has been relegated to the pre-primetime hour of 7:30 (at least that's what my husband just said).
    we have no dinner plans tonight...i am so looking forward to the latest episode of beff's extravaganza.:c
     
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    "55-622-7335-418, I'm on fire. The boat is on fire, I shut it down. I see another boat coming over. I'm on fire. The boat is on fire. The boat is on fire. I'M ON FIRE!"
     
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    Are you sure?
    My cable listing is showing Mom Caves at 7:30.

    During the 6-7 hour HGTV is running something called "Dina's Party" ("Armenian Wedding At Home: Jersey Style -A sophisticated backyard wedding with a Jersey flair").

    If I fail to DVR Beth's piece of shit tonight my life will be ruined.


    Never fucking mind.
     
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    And I'm sure this was brought up before, but what kind of show is called "Mom Caves". It just makes me think of overly large vaginas.
     
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    When researching who was responsible for this mess, I came across an unrelated website copyrighted 2011: http://www.homegoods.com/momcave/

    You'll have to forgive me -I'm wasn't a regular HGTV viewer pre-Beth travesty.
    Was this a tv show prior to Beth's involvement?
     
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    One dude to another, inside Beff's cooch ...
    "Screw the flashlight, if we can just find my car keys, we can drive outta here!"
     
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    If howards prick is as small as he claims then maybe it feels like hes in a cave when he boffs beff? Maybe thats the reason for the rubber, to feel like somethings kind of tight around him? Wait, do they make small sized rubbers? LOL
     
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    :D
    I was not talking about the hostess, but now that you mention it, didn't some saudi arabian prince disappear in 2003?
     
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    I love that we have multipoe warning systems in place.

    The Saloon is 100% reliaboe. :wigtip:
     
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    that is a great post right there. you don't need them, but + reps.
     
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    Yeah but when Beff had her first vaginoplasty the Doc heard me yelling and pulled me & my camel out!
     
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    i would have thought you would have come out during one of her famous cartwheels. +r