Mayhem Sale

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Donkeyboy2190, Jan 2, 2015.

  1. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Apparently that website really is selling shit. Someone got a gently used vibrator for $4.
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    @Schmoopy
     
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  3. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Let me call CNN.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    what's this all aboat?
     
  5. Bro

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  6. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Mayhemsale.com
     
  7. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    I got this lamp for $1
     
  8. Bro

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    That lamp is beautiful.
     
  9. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Good job. I got through to buy stuff a few times but it kept crashing on me.
     
  10. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Damn good use of social media by Allstate
     
  11. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Genius marketing ploy i would say.
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Do they sell pussy?
     
  13. Bro

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    I'd buy That for a dollar.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Only saw a vibrator. You could shove that up your ass.
     
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I would rather shove a pussy up my ass but I can't have everything.
     
  16. Bro

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    Hilarious.
     
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    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

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    What's the deal with that? I saw the commercial but am confused
     
  18. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Are they selling capris, face lotion, and porridge?
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Holy shit, I forgot to post this here. I was dusting one of the top shelves in a closet in the house I just moved into and I found a big pink dildo with knobs all over it. It was so disgusting! Then I guess I forgot how disgusting it was because I tried to turn it on and it didn't work, and the batteries inside had exploded.
     
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  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Who in the hell would wanna buy a hipster faggit that wears Capri pants? Even if he's on sale? Even if they'd pay somebody to take him off their hands? Pwned!