McDonald's for breakfast

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fucking shit


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    your farts are gonna smell real bad in an hour
     
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    I like the bagel sammiches but they give me the shitz.
     
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    joy unbounded!
     
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    Faggots slowing me down


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    What are you getting, fuck stain?
     
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    I don't even see the bagel sammiches on that menu.

    Must not be a single heeb in Portland. :coffee:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Were you under the impression they smelled great now? :scratch:
     
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    I've eaten so many strawberries in the last few days....poops are going to be scary
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Couple of the dollar menu sausage burritos :dancin:


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    no. but McDs breakfast makes them super bad
     
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    I'm going to initiate a new policy where any girl who talks about pooing is banned from my threads
     
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    Told you the puke/poop thing would go quickly!
     
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    i get a sausage egg mcmuffin when i go there
     
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    bacon egg and cheese biscuit for me :pig:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :golfclap:
     
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    Oh come on! I never talk about poop. I gave you medical advice....mulligan?
     
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    whataburger biscuits and gravy for me today. It's almost nap time.
     
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    McDonald's: the food smells good, tastes okay but then, like an hour or two later, you feel like shit.

    I guess that qualifies as some sort of a (mild) poison, no? :scratch: