McDonald's monopoly ebola

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    So here are the only game pieces that are actually very valuable. Don't trade these away:

    • BROWN: Mediterranean Ave, odds 1 in 30 million wins $1,000.
    • LIGHT BLUE: Vermont Ave, odds 1 in 40 million, wins $5,000.
    • PINK: Virginia Ave, odds 1 in 200 million, wins $10,000
    • ORANGE: Tennessee Ave, odds 1 in 602 million, wins Super Bowl tickets.
    • RED: Kentucky Ave, odds 1 in 15 million, wins one of 40 plane tickets for two.
    • YELLOW: Ventnor Ave, odds 1 in 300 million, wins $20,000
    • GREEN: Pennsylvania Ave, odds 1 in 40 million, wins one of 15 Fiat cars.
    • BLUE: Boardwalk, 1 in 602 million, wins $1,000,000 in $50,000 annual payments.
    • RAILROADS: Short Line railroad, 1 in 150 million, wins a year's supply of gas.
    So, if you find one of those pieces, you're actually special. If you find any other piece, it's basically worthless, unless you can find a guy with an actually valuable piece to sell it to.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I've only eaten McDonald's 4 times this month
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Thanks for the explanation, Milton fucking Bradley
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i fucking stay the fuck away from mcdonalds





















































    unless im really drunk and eat there
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :hat:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Jesus people. Why don't I just add some Ebola to the conversation?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    please dont :fil:
     
  8. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    1 in 30 million wins $1000? I like those odds.:pigout:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    BTW I'm looking for Boardwalk if y'all got it.
     
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    Ditto.
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Fucking cheese sand? Gross!
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    CHRIST!
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Aren't they real Jewish and they don't give you pieces with value menu items?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I think you gotta buy specific items.
     
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    1988 was a tuff year.
    I remember :oops: