News Me and Mrs Shiv are at war over her working full time

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Anyone else have this issue or gone through it?

    I make more than enough to pay the bills bit she's more than capable of working full time. She's working 20 hours a week Monday through Thursday. I'm fucking sick of it.

    All I did was suggest that she go full time and she went all crazy on me
     
  2. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Unless you have enough for retirement, she needs to work :dontknow:
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    She doesn't love you.
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Exactly.
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    See freds situation, he's a househusband so now his wife will have to work an extra several years to carry his lazy ass
     
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    she hates you
     
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    So frozen waffles for dinner again?
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Tell her to earn as much as she can, while she can.
     
  9. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    Kick her ass to the curb already and go get yourself some 'strange
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Dude, serious as a heart attack.

    Next time she goes 'all crazy' on you, pop her real quick in the mouth. Then grab her by her collar, and bring her face real close to yours and say 'next time, it's going to be a lot worse', then gently shove her away from you, while maintaining eye contact with her until she breaks eye contact with you.

    You need to let her know who is fucking boss.

    :dave:
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. Banned User

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    Does she keep a clean house at least?
     
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    Pork chops
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Like a 16 year old would
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Just remember dude..........143
     
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    What no shoving her face in the terlit?
     
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    I really need to do a Dear Dave column, or some shit like that.

    Solid fucking advice, every fucking time.
     
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    Being a mom is a full time job.
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. Banned User

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    :jj:

    She sounds like a fucking treat.
     
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    What next? Does he then say "This dick isn't gonna suck itself"?
     
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