Me on a date

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  2. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Classic.
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Juuuuuuust a bit outside!!!!!

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  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol...just like my putting

    Up but never in
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    My neighbors mini dachshund licks my fingers, barks at me, won't let me pet him. If I do grab him, he pees, gets a hard on, and then licks his hard on.

    I think this dog loves me.
     
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  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol
     
  8. Boss Ono

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    Guess.

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  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Pikachu was asking for it.
     
  10. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    You can tell that stuffed sheep in the background knows he's next.
     
  11. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    He's got a stable of animals at his disposal.
     
  12. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    That dog has hair
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    The girl dog grows up to be a real bitch

    Now I know where that saying came from
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Lame post you should go and rethink yer life
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You should carry around a resume of your reputation here. It'll impress all the girls! :kiss:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I have 3 stars

    One for each eye you have for me to punch black

    :c
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    :giggle:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Damn my real life! DAMN IT TO HELL! I'd have outpaced you if I could spend more time here!