Mean Book Reviews with Artie Lange- Funny or Die

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  1. Big Lar

    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    Not sure if anyone posted this yet. If they did, my apologies. Enjoy:hat:

    [video]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6732cb1afb/mean-book-reviews-with-artie-lange[/video]


    Edit to add: What is a Whaaa-Ambulance? :facepalm:
     
  2. Hamptons

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    The beep for a new "take" or review got super annoying
     
  3. Big Lar

    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. I guess if I had to choose, I'll go with "Die".
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Ughck. Clear your throat, fat boy.
     
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    Sorry... :nocheer:
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    Wow artie looks great!!! Definitely healthy!!!! Love artie
     
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    Seriously. It's why I have trouble listening to his show. I can picture all the phlegm I hear in his gullet.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    The fat fuck is out of breath after reading one line.

    Jesus.

    What a fucking mess he will always be :facepalm:
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    Looks like when grandma caprio died he ate her and bianca
     
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    it's good to see he's hitting the gym.
     
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    Too Fat to Fish was just a retelling of stories from the HSS. This one will have a lot of new stories, but I'm not sure I give a shit.
     
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    [video=youtube;bpsfaYvm_W4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpsfaYvm_W4[/video]
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    because dummies need to laugh, too
     
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    i definitely don't give a shit. his first book spanned what, 40 years? there's no way he has enough interesting shit from the last 4. oooh, i made an attempt to attempt suicide by stabbing my giant gut and drinking some bleach. oh, then he got arrested in a fag country for saying cunt. i guess he could also include all-new truthful retellings of the "too fat" stories. artie is always full of shit.
     
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    this

    Whatever's in his new book will only be to cover up what's really going on. Anything less than admitting he's still using something(s) is complete bullshit; he's high on something in this clip!

    :facepalm:

    And I'm sure Howard comes off like St. Bro in this new book. :rolleyes:

    I just hope it's properly categorized as fiction.
     
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    The meeting with Lorne Michaels is supposed to be in this book. I've heard it before, but on the written page, I hope it reads even better. One of the biggest douche-chill moments.

    He's got a shitload of funny stories that he never addressed in the first book. I wonder if he will indeed explain the back cover of "Too Fat To Fish".
     
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    That wasn't funny. Wha' happen, Artie?
     
  20. jameslanza

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    Is he reading the reviews for the new or old book?