Mean Spirited Thread: Computer Chair Psychologist

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    ITT we diagnose the mental disorders of Dawgsaloon members.

    Super Mario - Bipolar Disorder - has periods of high energy posting, making long rambling posts only to change to a sad cowboy smiley, often rapidly.

    Schmoopy - classic cluster C (anxious) case. Shows symptoms of all personality disorders within cluster C.
    Avoidant Personality Disorder - spends most of his time alone in his apt.
    Dependent Personality Disorder - speaks for itself
    Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder (different from OCD) - Schmoopy shows obsession not only with DS, but also with gifs, posting them compulsively in every thread

    AnimalGod - Narcissistic Personality Disorder - AG is textbook case, exhibiting delusions of grandeur, requires constant attention and is extremely obsessed with himself. He also shows symotoms of compulsive hoarding and eating.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Of course, OP has a compulsive need to diagnose everyone to make himself feel normal, as well as a Napoleonic complex.
     
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    Please feel free to add more.
     
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    guessing you're in therapy....
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No. I just read Wikipedia a lot.
     
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    everybody here's nuts :bleachcoffee:
     
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    i like chubby girls
     
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    somebody do nerdy
     
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    Tell us what you think about Slippy
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I don't really read Nerd'a threads enough to diagnose her, but she seems not to have any diagnosable disorder as fr as I can tell. Anyone who knows her better may feel differently.


    Slippy - Histrionic Personality Disorder - excessive emotionality and attention-seeking (the first post of any Slippy thread). "These individuals are lively, dramatic, vivacious, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. They may exhibit sexually provocative behavior, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style…". Sound like someone?
     
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    Pop-off @ me is inevitable now
     
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    funny OP
     
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    what about me topo?
     
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    not bright enough to understand simple concepts like fuck,marry,kill
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    U seem to be alright. I'll keep a closer rye on your posts and if anything pops out I'll diagnose u.
     
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    not bright enough to understand that not giving or receiving reps is in total contradiction to putting someone on butthurt ignore
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    thanks man
     
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    Seems pretty accurate.