Meanwhile, down at the Pitzaria

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    sorry, I have no idea how to properly post this video http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...o-video_n_3618816.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

    SAN DIEGO -- Come for the pizza! An employee already has, allegedly.
    The owner of Jersey Joe's Pizzeria told HuffPost Weird News today that he's not the guy in a photo circulating around the Internet, showing a white-haired man masturbating in a pizzeria kitchen -- nor is it anyone working at his establishment.
    In Jersey Joe's storefront window, the humble eatery proudly displays an "A" rating from San Diego's Department of Environmental Health, with a score of 98 on its recent June 3 inspection.
    Reporters at the shop showed Giusepp "Jersey Joe" Scire the photo, which was posted on the photo-sharing website 4Chan, and then Yelp.
    "It is not me [in the photo] and that's not my pizzeria," Scire told HuffPost Weird News.
    Scire said that he "fired two guys recently" and suggested that he might be the victim of a disgruntled ex-employee.
    The bombshell dropped on Wednesday, when 4Chan users posted links to several random, unsecured webcams. That's when, those users claim, they found Scire jerking his Joe, and took screenshots. The photo shows a man in a white T-shirt and shorts sitting at a desk with his pepperoni in his hand. The backdrop is a kitchen, complete with a fridge, sink and containers that are used to keep pizzas warm.
    Later in the day, a man live-streamed his experience (partial video below) confronting an employee of Jersey Joe's about the photo. The man in one of the the videos -- which doesn't show any lewd acts -- appeared to show Scire serving pizza and then becoming irate when the customer asked him about the masturbation photo.
    Critics on Yelp immediately took to Jersey Joe's restaurant page to poke fun at the business.
    "The white cheese pizza had an odd taste," one user wrote. "Five stars for such a relaxed gentleman assisting me."
    Another user added, "So I just watched one of their employees masturbate in the back on their unsecured camera feed." That user added a link to the circulating photo.
    In the restaurant today, Scire said he hadn't heard of the tongue-in-cheek Yelp reviews, saying, "I'm just going to call the cops."
    As for the taste, HuffPost Weird News executive editor Buck Wolf said the white slice was "pretty good by non-New York standards."
     
  2. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    [video=youtube;8USslra75eo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USslra75eo[/video]
     
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    I find Caitlyn Becker to be very attractive
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Nice find SL, certainly something Sal would do (the right thing). In fact his dad's PITZaria here on Long Island was widely known to have cum as it's trademark topping.
     
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    Extra sauce is extra

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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    local news here said he was just scratching his balls
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I used to live less than a mile from that place It hasnt been there very long and I never tried it but its kind of fucked up if it isn't true and someone is trying to mess with the guys business
     
  10. ARM

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    Sal's muse he pretends he coined at 1:35.

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    Have you ever been to San Diego? There's a reason the navy docks there.
     
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    a kid was arrested in my town for jizzing into the tomato sauce and putting it on the pizza. True story.
     
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    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    That's all some guys had to eat in them Jap prisons I betcha
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I agree. It could destroy the business if it isn't substantiated.
     
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    I did too until she started talking.