CCTV Meanwhile in China

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  1. dawg

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    Jesus F. Looks like someone's fam is getting a bill for a bullet.
     
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    the fuck was he hitting him with? A hammer? A hatchet?

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    Sweet motorcycle, I wonder where it was made?
     
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    It was hair from the left side of a Mao statue. Ironic, right?
     
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    Hacksaw vs Heavy duty tire iron? :rofl:

    I've seen chinee women go at it in china town, just start beating each other with umbrellas and canes
     
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    All that over an eggroll?
     
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    Damn dude is dead.
     
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    That guy has "sauce on side"
     
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    So he repeatedly beats the guy in the head and then has instant remorse when it appears he killed the guy? Just execute the weirdo.
     
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    They never fight like in the movies
     
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    I walked away from a Johnny bad ass a few weeks ago, his wife begged me to as I stood and looked him in the eye about how dumb he sounded. I did the right thing though just walked away.
    Never getting into stupid shit if I can help it.... Not worth it.
     
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    That was some truly awful camera work
     
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    No throwing stars or nunchucks?
     
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    Here is the Cliff Notes version in case you don't want to watch:

    • Two Asian guys arguing
    • One was on a motorcycle, no idea where the other came from
    • Motorcycle guy has helmet and hacksaw, other guy has hatchet
    • Some arguing in Chinese ensues
    • Other guy with hatchet decides to hack motorcycle guy in back of head while camera turns away
    • Motorcycle guy drops and bleeds from head
    • Hatchet guy feels guilty and pets motorcycle guy like a sleeping dog
    • More yelling in Chinese from the bystanders with some weak punching attacks
    • Hatchet guy's girl comforts him by holding his arm on her boobs
    • Hatchet guy's girl eventually realizes she may be an accomplice and yells at him
    • The video ends and I am now craving General Tso's Chicken
     
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    Any chance someone could summarize this?
     
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