Meditating = Taking a nap.

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  1. Jack Straw

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    Howard: "Beth was in our hotel room taking a nap."
    Beth: "I was meditating."
    Howard: "Uhh yea, we were meditating."

    I get it! One you become an elitist you must call taking naps, meditating. Taking naps is for peseants!
     
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    I need a nap. :sleep:
     
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    *howard snoring*

    beth: honey you're snoring. howard honey you're snoring
    howard: huh what ? i'm not fucking snoring beff that's my chakra activation special transcendental breathing technique you dumb fucking horse face fuck

    :coffee:
     
  4. Jack Straw

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    :giggle:
     
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    And a "meeting" is passing someone in the hall, or getting a phone call.

    "I have so many meetings Robin. It's a whole thing."
     
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    i meditate everyday on my patio...staring at the water and swaying palm trees. for some reason i always fall asleep...so is it still meditating? or is it just getting ready to take a nap???:bigthink
     
  7. Micheal Kenyon

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    Either way, I'm jealous.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...einstien thought he was in his zone when he was "day dreaming". i dont think howard meditates, if he did he'd be a lot happier and not so plastic.
     
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    Are u supposed to chant a saying while meditating??
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yes, its not and doesnt always have to be audible.
     
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    Howard: Honey?
    Beth: Hey Hun!
    Howard: Hi Honey!
    Beth: Hi Hun!
    Hun Honey Hun Hun Honey Hun Honey Hun you understand. Hello Curtis from New Orleans.
     
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    ...oh wow hes meditating his ass off right there.