Entertainment Meet 'Chito' from Del Rio Texas

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  1. dawg

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    I'm not sitting through 9 minutes of video but, Hi Chito, whoever you are.
     
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    In Jackie voice:
    "Hey, how do you keep a Mexican from stealing?"
    "Easy, put everything on the top shelf!"

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    The highway dept should give him a job.

    I felt bad for a second because Forest Gump popped in my head.:oops:
     
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    forest gump was a brain surgeon compared to this guy
     
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    That's a beautiful story.
     
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    Forest married and aids infected slut, that's not too bright.:grad:
     
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    That hat. Those teeth.
     
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    well at least he could talk and got laid,retards cant be picky bro:oy2:
     
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    He had options, the chick he threw on the floor in Lieutenant Dan's motel room may have tasted like cigarettes but at least she didn't have hiv.
     
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    its my first feel good story of the day .
     
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    right he had options,options chito probably doesnt so thanks for proving my point lol:dance:
     
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    You said retards can't be choosy, Forest married a chick who had a train run on her at a black panther party or at least that's how I read between the lines.
     
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    Is your name chito?
     
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    :lil mexican:
     
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    When you see people living off of the system with no ailments and driving a Cadillac to buy lottery tickets, it just pisses you off more knowing there are people out there like Chito who deserves everything he can get.


    Also, I want to bang that milf reporter.
     
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    I had a girlfriend who called my dick Chito. :tears2:
     
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    My electrician is named Chito. I called him Nacho once by mistake :facepalm:
     
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    you have low standards :ucheer:
     
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