Meet Ed "the Inseminator

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  1. Shithead

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    Jodie Marsh meets 'Ed the Inseminator' who has sex with childless women - providing his 'super sperm' for free
    • 16:57, 5 Nov 2015
    • Updated 21:25, 5 Nov 2015
    • By Natalie Corner
    The 'Prince Charming' - who now has 106 children - has sex with women who are struggling to conceive in order to help them fulfill their quest for the perfect family.

    A man who has sex with women to get them pregnant insists he's just providing a service for those who are looking to create a family.

    Ed who has 106 children - all of whom he knows barring just two - is a sperm donor who helps women who are struggling to conceive.

    Known as 'Ed the Inseminator' the Holland native, who has triple the average sperm count, doesn't charge the women and sees "creating a new life" as his reward.

    Speaking with Jodie Marsh in her new TLC documentary, Jodie Marsh is Making Babies, Ed explains why women are queuing up to use his special service.



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    Jodie Marsh speaks with 'Ed the Inseminator' in her TLC documentary
    "I'm a private sperm donor and I help people who cannot have children because they need a sperm cell and a bit of luck.

    "Some women say to me, 'I never grew up imagining a Prince Charming on a white horse with a syringe and I want the creation of my child to be a moment that I can remember as warm and intimate.'"

    He tells Jodie he prefers to have sex with the women rather than artificial insemination: "In my experience natural works faster."



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    Jodie can't believe that women are queuing up to use Ed
    The revelation leaves model Jodie in utter shock as she says to the cameras: "These women want to be impregnated by him, my head is going to explode I can't understand this at the moment.

    "Today has completely blown my mind, I just refuse to believe as a woman you'd ever be that desperate to sleep with a total stranger, to give you a baby."

    During the d ocumentary Jodie even meets with a couple who have used Ed's services in their quest to get pregnant.

    Jodie, who does her own fertility test for the show, eventually comes to understand Ed's reasons for having sex with multiple women without seeking pleasure.

    "Before I met Ed, I genuinely thought this is just an excuse to have sex with women. But equally I can see he puts up a good argument why it's nicer to have sex..."
     
  2. Jayla

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    1. Gotta hand it to him, great scam.

    2. Who the EF wants his genes??

    3. Jodie, a little less severe on the brow arch, mmmkay?
     
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    He's a Sperminator!
     
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    Apparently, a lot of desperate women
     
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    Oof. Yeah. But I am sure they could get some healthier, better sperm deposited by some strapping college guy at the local baby batter bank.
     
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    He doesn't charge but gets to have sex with them? Sounds like the women arnt charging him.
     
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    I think all sperm is a crapshoot....

    Should be taste-tested first by the ladies:confused:
     
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    After reading the thread title, I thought it would be about Eddie Murphy.
     
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    If Ed lived in the US, I wonder how many child support payments he'd have to make?
     
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    Can these women ever go after him for child support later? He IS putting his penis in them
     
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    Ladies , I'm available. I charge by the hour.:worm:
     
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    Do you have cystic acne and bad eyesight?
     
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    I just ran off a batch myself.


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    None of that. I'm just retarded.
     
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    I am the Sperminator.....You have been targeted for penetration...
     
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    Let's be honest I bet half these women look more manly then me
    These are penthouse pets or porn stars calling
     
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    Looks like a high school english teacher
     
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    Not to be judgmental, but that looks like a screenshot from a casting couch porn.
     
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