Meet Howard Stern and Wife Beth's Blind Cat, Bella

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    This blitz is killing me.
    Oh, fuck it!

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    And the blind in one eye cat is Bella, like from Howards favorite movie Twilight? :sgay:
     
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    Look. Let's all just be real here. It's a god damn blessing that fucking cat is blind, especially in that household.
     
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    "He's the kitten whisperer, Howard."


    What in the hell kind of sentence is that????? :uhuh:
     
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    Pitt English Major = Genious.
     
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    Is someone else in the house other than Howard whispering to kittens that's a man
     
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    They're such angels!










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    What is it all about??? Why is she being feted?
     
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    That's one hairy fame whore.

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    I wonder if the cats are "out east". If they are in the NYC mansion, i'm sure they're confined to a cat room. I don't see a germaphobe like Howard having cats jumping up on everything. "Rosalita, get this god damn cat out of here, or it's back to Peru for you!"
     
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    :secret:She can see shadows out of one eye.

    For some reason Stern/Buchwald are blasting out these stories to different network new sites. The Howard is "ripped" story was on CBS, now this story is on ABC entertainment news.
     
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    Meshulam Riklis didn't put this much effort into trying to make Pia Zadora, his faux trophy wife, a star back in the 1980s. Of course, he didn't have much luck either. He did spend more money, which Howie will not do. He paid off the Golden Globe Awards voters name Pia the Best New Star Of The Year In A Motion Picture. She beat out Elizabeth McGovern, Howard Rollins and Kathleen Turner.
     
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    I notice Beth has modified her lies a little bit so they don't conflict too much with the true story on NSAL's website:

    Beth originally said she heard about a blind PREGNANT cat at a municipal shelter and had it brought to NSAL, even though NSAL said the kittens had already been born when the cat was found and brought to the other shelter. Now they're saying the cat was "abandoned while pregnant", which may or may not be true. There's no way to know whether the kittens had already been born when she was dumped.

    Howard recently said the cat was blind because "some human knocked out her eyes", even though the NSAL website said it was due to a medical condition she was born with that MAY have been aggravated by trauma. Now Beth claims one eye was blind due to the congenital condition and the other one was damaged by abuse, another fairy tale she made up. Even if the damage was due to trauma, there's no way to know whether it was caused by a person or another animal.
     
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    Howard named this kitten "The Walking Dead"


    ................"He's the kitten whisperer, Howard," she continued, adding that he often picks names for their foster cats. "Tarzan, Poncho -- all his favorite shows and comic books. Name a TV show that Howard watches and we're looking for good names!"[/QUOTE]
     
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    Are the sterns still lying about the kitten gas chambers on Long Island?
    Beth, Jason Statham, and invisible ninja's rescue the lil kitties before their youth in Asia, Robin.