Meet the "Baltimore Batman"

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  1. Shithead

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    'Baltimore Batman' roams streets with mask, machete to protect bar
    BY Jason Silverstein
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, April 30, 2015, 4:52 AM
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    Brian Woodyard, now known as the "Baltimore Batman," said he warded off dozens of looters from the bar where he works as a bouncer.
    He's the hero Baltimore deserves — and, for better or worse, the one it needs right now.

    A man built like a brick house, wearing a surgical mask and wielding a machete, has been dubbed the "Baltimore Batman" for taking justice into his own hands when chaos came over Baltimore during protests over the death of Freddie Gray.

    Brian Woodyard — who has the same initials as Bruce Wayne — said he'd warded off dozens of rioters from The Old Clubhouse, a bar where he works, fittingly, as a bouncer.

    After seeing people looting tobacco and alcohol from the business Monday night, causing thousands of dollars in losses and damages, this dark knight returned to work with his mask and weapon, ready to restore order.

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    Baltimore man uses machete to save business in riots.
    WMAR - Baltimore, MD

    Several people tweeting from Monday’s riots posted powerful pictures of Woodyard standing guard.

    An admitted ex-felon, the Charm City’s not-quite-caped crusader told CBS 21 he wanted to protect the place that gave him a job.

    “These people actually stood up and gave me a chance,” he said.


    He also wants to make sure Baltimore’s other heros get some credit, too.

    “A lot of us did not wear masks, but a lot of us did defend our homes, our storefronts, defend our bars and we did our best,” the impromptu vigilante said.
     
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    there is no way that guy ever chocked a stripper unconscious
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Guaranteed that the mayor will order him arrested. Absolutely no doubt in my mind.

    Let HER constituents run wild, but if whitey is trying to prevent a robbery, she'll use him as an example of "lawlessness."

    Betcha!
     
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    He be racist. The mayor said to give the rioters room to riot.
     
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    they just need to take their frustrations out, Right Robin?
     
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    ... And this is what it comes down to? Someone has to use a machete to protect a bar? We used to have factories, steel mills ... now we've got a man w/a machete protecting a bar.
    :tzone:
    (simplistic I know but ....)
     
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    can't afford a piece?:killa:
     
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    I don't need no fucking guns mack, I just need JUSTICE!!!!!
     
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    RIP funny bat-man
     
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