Meet The New Ronald....

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    [h=1]Ronald McDonald gets a hip, new makeover[/h] Published April 24, 2014
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    Ronald McDonald has new, updated clothing and will now take an active role on social media for the first time, the company says.AP






    McDonald's said Wednesday its famous spokesclown will take an active role on social media for the first time, using the hashtag #ronaldmcdonald. The move marks a turnaround from recent years, when the red-haired mascot faded to the background as McDonald's came under criticism for using him to market to children.
    But the world's biggest hamburger chain seems ready to give its clown a higher-profile role as it works to boost weak sales.
    The company says Ronald McDonald won't have his own Twitter handle, but that it will post photos and videos of him on its existing social media accounts. The clown, known for his painted-on smile and baggy yellow jumper, will also appear in TV ads later this year wearing new clothes, including cargo pants and a vest. Other photos of him posted by McDonald's on Wednesday showed him wearing a red sports coat over the cropped pants.
    "His iconic big red shoes will remain the same," McDonald's said in a statement.
    "Selfies ... here I come! It's a big world and now, wherever I go and whatever I do ... I'm ready to show how fun can make great things happen," McDonald's quoted the fictional clown as saying.
    Ronald's promotion comes as McDonald's looks to reset its business. The company, based in Oak Brook, Ill., is hoping to fix slowness and inaccuracies in orders and is emphasizing its most popular items in marketing, including the Big Mac and french fries.
    Ronald McDonald, first played by longtime TV weatherman Willard Scott, made his debut in 1963 and has played a major role in making McDonald's the dominant player among kids in the fast-food industry. The company even named him its "chief happiness officer" in 2003.
    A group called Corporate Accountability International in recent years has pressed McDonald's to retire the clown and stop marketing its food to children. McDonald's has defended its mascot as "a force of good." At its annual shareholder meeting last year, CEO Don Thompson noted the company hasn't been using the clown the way it used to, but stood by the mascot.
    "Ronald is not a bad guy — he's about fun, he's a clown. So I'd ask all you to let your kids have fun too," Thompson said.
    On Wednesday, the company said Ronald "represents the magic and happiness" of McDonald's.
    After staying relatively quiet in recent years, the clown did make an appearance of sorts online recently after Taco Bell ran TV ads featuring real-life Ronald McDonalds professing their love for its breakfast. McDonald's subsequently tweeted a photo of the clown kneeling down to pet a Chihuahua. The image was a reference to Taco Bell's retired mascot and received around 3,000 retweets.
    McDonald's said Franchise owners around the world will be able to use new designs incorporating the revamped Ronald over the next few years.
     
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    he's way past due for a haircut
     
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT !!!!

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    At first I thought it was Howard with some of Beefs makeup on. :coffee:
     
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    how bout make it about the food and not the fucking ridiculous mascot? the sausage egg biscuit is pretty damn good but anything else is vomit.
     
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    Time to ditch the clown. Like when BK retired the king a LONG time ago.
     
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    Yeah, you see people dressed like that in nightclubs and fancy soires.
     
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    They're better off using Norm MacDonald:

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    :eek: da fuck?!?

    Did Normy eat Larry King?
     
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    Turn him into an angry Scotsman who resents his cheap customers.
     
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    "Over 33 boys and young men served."

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    Not a very Christian like post IMO :coffee:
     
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    He should look like the metro sexual fags that they love to put in their advertisements........
     
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    WGAS WGAF...:coffee:
     
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    Jesus does.
     
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    Willard Scott of the old Today show fame was the original Ronald Mc Donald(I think. I know he was Ronald Mc Donald but I am pretty sure he was the first one to dress up)
     
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    Cause the Bible tells you so?
     
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