Meet The Super Cougar Grannies That Watch Porn And Sleep With Hundreds Of Boy Toys......

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    Nanna Love: Meet the super cougar grannies who watch porn and sleep with hundreds of men.

    An 80-year-old woman known as the ‘Gang Bang Queen’ has revealed she has slept with more than 1,000 men and starred in a number of porn films.

    Shirley Andrews is one of a number of ‘super cougars’ who proudly boast about their active sex lives with hundreds of young men – some of who are less than a quarter their age.

    Despite living in an old people’s complex, Shirley boasts that she regularly has sex with men as young as 18 – in between knitting and crochet.

    The outgoing octogenarian, who lives in Oroville California, even has a tattoo around her nipple that reads ‘Gang Bang Queen’ and launched a career in blue movies seven years ago.

    She said: “I made all of the videos at home. And I started posting them online and I just got rave reviews.

    "I just felt like a princess."

    Her biggest role was taking part in a filmed orgy involved fifteen much-younger men.

    Among Shirley's numerous fans is Kyle Jones, a 31-year-old lothario with a penchant for pensioners.

    Together they make amateur films and canoodle in public in broad daylight like loved-up teenagers.

    But Shirley, who has been married several times before, is not ready to settle down and currently has five guys under 30 on the go.



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    She said: "I have had numerous proposals in the last five years. But none of them were with anyone I would want to spend the rest of my life with.

    "I would say I've slept with around a thousand men but I think it would probably be a little bit more than that. I've been around the block.

    "I don't consider myself a nymphomaniac by any means but I'm probably close to it."

    Granny-lover Kyle, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, also has six different elderly ladies, aged between 68 and 92, on the go. He regularly travels from the east coast across to California and down to Florida to visit his many women.



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    His choice of lovers include 92-year-old great-granny Marge from Pennsylvania who dons sequin mini-dresses to entertain crowds as an erotic dancer.

    And 68-year-old widow Anna from Ohio has reignited her sexual passion since meeting adventurous Kyle.

    They met on an online dating site a few years after her husband died - much to her daughters' displeasure.

    Kyle's little black book of women appears on a one-off Channel 5 special called Nanna Love: 50 Shades of Grey about young men who prefer mature women to girls their own age.



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    Out of all of Kyle's mature lovers, wild Shirley is his favourite.

    The pair met on the Internet and live 2,000 miles apart - which means they rarely get to spend time together.

    But when they do, their dates do not consist of an elegant dinner and a movie.

    The pair cannot keep their hands off each other, and even get intimate during an afternoon stroll in a local park.

    However, while Shirley is content with playing the field, Kyle may be considering his future with his favourite senior citizen.

    He said: "Shirley knows that I would have problem being with just one woman and I know that Shirley will have a problem with just one guy.

    "And even though I'm with other women, I don't know if I'll be okay with it with her.



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    "Let's say at some point where I decide I'm just really super in love and I only want her, then it might mess with my head at some point that she was with someone else."

    Despite Shirley's unusual bedroom activities, the randy retiree enjoys much of the same hobbies as her friends.

    She said: "I currently live in a senior complex. I love to knit - I'm always knitting, crochet as well. I make a lot of gifts that way.

    "Plus it keeps me busy and out of trouble. It seems to be my middle name - trouble."
     
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    Now you know why men die sooner than women. To avoid being married to that!
     
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    Someone tell Marge she died a few years ago. She hasn't gotten the message yet.
     
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    What is seen, can never be unseen...:chair:
     
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    loads of guys willing fuck that

    next time some broad tells you that women love sex as much as men remember this fact
     
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    They fail to mention the tanker load of cum that's been through her body in her lifetime
     
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