Entertainment Meet Velvet Crayon!

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  1. boognishstern

    boognishstern Well-Known Member

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    BIO
    About the Crayon.
    Velvet Crayon is a one manned, more koala-based, psychedelic indie rock noise making persona/band fronted by Erik Paluszak. On stage, while sometimes featuring ukulele or synth, Erik leads a fuzzed out orchestra of electric guitars, vocals, and drum machines (think the Flaming Lips meets the White Stripes with a dash of the Kinks).

    -he's also 3 feet tall & wheelchair bound...& a big drug user/proponent

    http://velvetcrayon.com
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    no way, you're kidding.... :c

    can't say I really like the music, but god bless the little fella for going out and putting all that effort into something despite having the odds against him. lord knows I can be a whiney cunt who could complain about practically anything..
    ..which is also known as a dawgshed VIP...
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    Well, it sounds better than this shit...

     
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    boognishstern Well-Known Member

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    wow...ff to about the 17-18 min mark. he does a crazy clawhand solo.
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    I have to assume he has already seen the inside of Howard's colon.
     
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    Geez. I'm too stoned for this.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I wanna color now.
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    boognishstern Well-Known Member

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    I bought the sour shoes 'angry coloring book' haven't had the nerve to color in it, wanna keep it pristine:facepalm:...i'm a loser.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Is it bad that all I can think is "ack ack"?
     
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    he sure looks like he has the same ETM clawhands & bodytype.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yeah. Poor little guy. :crying:
     
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    portions of his songs, I thought, were pretty damn good & piqued my interest. that being said, pretty mediocre music, but pretty interesting to watch him at work.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Whew, I thought at first this was going to be another LL type put-on.
     
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    :artiejj:I'm not that guy:iohi5:
     
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