Meeting up with a girl I really like...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chigs, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    And I have the runs :eek:
     
  2. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  3. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Don't let her give you a rim job
     
  4. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    You poor bastard. Shitting your pants on a date is pretty much a deal breaker.
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Fuck that. If you want a future with her, she needs to see you at your worst. Shit in her mouth. If she calls you again, you can marry her, if not, it wasn't meant to be.
     
  6. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    This is sound advice.
     
  7. yosemite sam

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    drop ass at her house

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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    No first date farting contest for you.
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    When I was single I would pop a few imodium every single night I would go out just to be safe.
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Maybe she has the shits too. You should ask her. It is a great way to break the ice. If she says no, say "Just kidding!" and if she says yes, you can comiserate. Great bonding tool.
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm pretty much a dating expert.
     
  13. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Just give her a Dirty Sanchez
     
  14. Tigger Please

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    That's for amateurs. For the serious mud piles, you need the Immodium
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    She's probably on the Chelsea Handler fan network spin off site right now complaining because she's meeting a guy she really likes and she's got the Hershey squirts as we speak.
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You'll both spend half the night in the bathroom.
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wear a Depends, just in case.
     
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    Piledrive. It's your only hope.
     
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    Die Old Man! :yay:
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Pull over and blow ass in some woods, so she knows yer rugged.