Megalomaniac Stern has decreed 1/31/14 a day of Worship to himself!

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Megalomaniac Stern has decreed 1/31/14 a day of Worship to himself! What a sick mother fucker. please Please post all the reasons why its vile to listen to a paid crew jump up and down and cheer because their boss has decreed 1/31/14 a day of open worship to himself!
     
  2. BethsZygote

    BethsZygote In Utero VIP

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    What did he say Robin?

    Im not sure, something about his sick mother, and a day to worship you

    Oh yeah, it's gonna be great; Mary Ann From Brooklyn you're on the air!
     
  3. IlluminatiJones

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    Since the Beefus facade of worship has completely crumbled, with her in the Hamptons blissing out on wine, "frozen pizza heated", and Howard's absence, Howard naturally turns to his fans to pick up the slack.

    You know; the fans he pissed on, stole from, and disregarded.

    :nocheer:

    And this is all to get Beefus to fuck him be in the same room as not be repulsed by him.

    :nocheer:

    It's a really good thing he's such a lying, scumbag, hypocritical gargoyle-faced cunt; if he was actually human this would be tragic. :grad:
     
  4. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's going to be a tremendous flop.

    a. Howard is going to demand creative control. Howard can't create shit. Guaranteed to be out of touch bits, guests of zero relevance and come nowhere close to living up to the overhype that Howard spews from now until then.

    b. it's a crutch. Howard needs something to fill his empty airwaves with from now until the end of January. He can't talk about agt because that 2-year career is toast, so he creates his own event. He will talk about this at least 10 minutes of every hour he's on the air ffrom ow until then, guaranteed. It prevents him from having to plan his show.

    c. Who cares about Howard stern anymore? He's going to do this, not in the Apollo, but likely the ballroom of some hotel. Ain't nobody give a fuck about Howard stern 2013.
     
  5. username

    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    The amazing thing is that he conned Sirius to pay for it all.
    "this is huge advertising for Sirius".
    =
    Ross Zapin pays for everything.

    Maybe its just a coincidence that Ross and Howard are members of the chosen people.
     
  6. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    With a special musical appearance by Mountain, and the comedy stylings of Grandpa from the Munsters.

    Free almonds for every guest, and one lucky guest will win a one-week unpaid internship on the Howard Stern Show.
     
  7. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Portions of turkey meatballs for everyone!
     
  8. John Smith

    John Smith Well-Known Member VIP

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    Say what you will about Stern but let's leave the late great Al Lewis out if it!
    [​IMG]
     
  9. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Frozen Pizza Heated :duhme:
     
  10. Gregsbouch

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    You should read what some of the delusional super fans are saying on reddit. One guy said they should hold it at Giant's Stadium, the Barclays and the Javit center. He really thinks Howard could sell out Giants stadium (is that even still around?)

    Another guy thinks Comedy Central is going to live broadcast the thing like they do with Roasts.
     
  11. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Yup, Himus is gonna sell out Giants Stadium as the opener for Artie & Dice...either that or they'll play halftime at Giants Stadium for the Super Bowl 2/2/14
     
  12. chapped

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    What do you do for a living?
     
  13. FSFN

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    Please post a link.
     
  14. guruhugz

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    actually, Andy Dick is renting out his shed for the big event
     
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    Great! three months of superfluous hype to look forward to...fuck'n ponderous
     
  17. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Thats the worse part
     
  18. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    I remember when Howard used to rag on Imus all the time and said that he would be long gone from radio before he was 60.