Megan Fox has Baby

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  1. Kamie

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    ...compares him to Jesus:

    Megan Fox releases statement via Facebook, announcing the birth of her son with Brian Austin Green:


    "We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.


    We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.


    Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly."




    Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/#ixzz29adyE97z
     
  2. VAsiCkBoy

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    How are the baby's thumbs? The world wants to know!
     
  4. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    No-ah :jj:
     
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    So long, Megan, it was nice knowin' ya ....

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  6. AmishGirl

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    Farewell forever .... but we'll always have the photos ....

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    One crazy bitch. Now she has offspring. How sad for humanity.
     
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    this is why we are doomed.
     
  9. MarvelComics85

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    Can't wait to hear Howard trash her again. :rolleye: And I have something to say to Howard in case he does: your wife wants a kid! Explain why you have a fuckin' zoo over at Chimney Manor. You lost all ability to goof on Megan Fox who, despite ruining herself with plastic surgery, is happy with where she's at, not focused on $$$ like your dumb ass.
    Thing is, I'm actually rooting for Beth to befriend her. :pray:
     
  10. Chimney Portions

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    How is she crazy? I always found her pretty boring.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    The last time he goofed on her it was because she didn't want to talk about her pregnancy during a movie promo interview. The guy who's sidekick announced she has a pee bag and then stopped showing up for work for the last 6 months...and hasn't said a fucking word about it, is goofing on a woman for not wanting to talk about something.
     
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    transformers 2
     
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    horns been filed down yet? :whistle:
     
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    stupid retarded tattoo
     
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    my oven at home is immaculate

    that does not mean it was born of a virgin
     
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    That wigger from Beverly Hills 90210 sure has gotten a lot of premium trim in his life
    despite having been on only 1 tv show back in the early 90's

    He even knocked up Vanessa Marcil

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    name the 2nd kid the peach pit
     
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    She was always one of my faaaaavorites. God damn she's hot.