Melania Trump smothers her 7 yr old in caviar moisturizer

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...-caviar-moisturizer-nightly-article-1.1315092

    "Looks like the years of research and thousands spent on ingredients for Melania Trump's new
    caviar-based skincare line
    has gone to good use — her 7-year-old son gets slathered in it after each bath. She recently told
    ABC News
    that the pint-size millionaire isn't complaining about this deluxe skin treatment either: “I put it on him from head to toe. He likes it!â€

    OMG, this poor kid is going to be in therapy for years....
     
  2. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Yeah! Wouldn't any young kid be thrilled to be covered in slop that smells like fish chum! I'm sure he's the most popular kid in class.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fish balls on their body.

    What a waste. Everyone knows a huge load in the face is the best skin care product in the world.
    Since a 7 year old is involved, this is a job for John Hein...

    Ivanka I can take care of.
     
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    I'd like to smother her with my salty eggs

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  5. Dlist

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    He is SO going to get his ass kicked.
     
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    Of course he likes it...cause he's no faeg.
     
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    Barron, sweetie, your daddy is asleep. Take off your pj's Mommy is coming in with the fish egg cream. When we was in the shower your butt cheeks was warm. Maybe its a fever. I put a chunk of fish cream on the tip of your dick. Mommy loves you.
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    It's better to let the kid get used to the smell of fish. He's going to need it. $$$$$$$$$
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    :winner: +R
     
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    What a vapid, ridiculous slag.
    No wonder stern likes Trump. Theyre both married to imbecilic "models" with expensive, shallow pet projects
     
  12. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    some people like to collect marbles... others like to flush them down the toilet!
     
  13. kicksave7

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    Looks like she borrowed some of The Donald's orange self tanner.
     
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    Since Im forced to watch The Apprentice with the wife I can tell you that the caviar cream is from her line of beauty products, she is simply plugging her crap.
     
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    Very lovely pair of baby feeders shes got there. Wish i could touch em with my mouth.
     
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    With tits like that, who needs properly-colored skin?
     
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    Don't you mean your teeth?
     
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    He's gonna smell like a cunt.
     
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    What a dumb fucking whore, shit like that really boils my piss.
     
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    Is she trying to make him gay? It's bad enough they named him Barron.