Men Can Suck My Toe!! Unlucky In Love Britney Spears Has Message For Potential Loves...

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    'Men can suck my toe!' Unlucky in love Britney Spears has a no-nonsense message for potential suitors... before posting beach snap with mystery man:eek:
    She hasn't had the smoothest love-life and recently declared she has been single for the last year.

    Britney Spears, 33, had a no-nonsense message for the male sex at her Las Vegas show on Thursday.

    Whilst dressed in provocative leather bondage style gear, the singer strutted across the stage and declared to the audience: 'Men, frankly, can suck my f***ing toe'.

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    :nooo::nooo::grad:Feisty: Britney Spears, 33, had a no-nonsense message for the male sex at her Las Vegas show on Thursday

    An appreciative audience member posted her feisty statement in a video to instagram, captioned: '"Men frankly can suck my f***ing toe..." @britneyspears #pieceofme', and judging from her tone of voice it wasn't an invitation.

    She was most recently dating producer Charlie Ebersol, 32, for eight months and was last seen with him on the red carpet in May.

    The couple were said to be close and considering marriage before it abruptly came to an end in June - followed by Britney commenting during her show two weeks ago that she had been 'single for a year' - suggesting an acrimonious split.

    Us Weekly about his famous ex - telling them that his favorite song of hers is Stronger - the empowering pop single which topped the charts in 2000.

    Regarding who looked hotter at the ESPYS between his former flame or Houston Texans defensive end JJ Watt, he quickly responded to the publication: 'Obviously Britney was by far hotter, sorry JJ, she looked good.'

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    An appreciative audience member posted her feisty statement in a video to instagram, and judging from her tone of voice she wasn't making an invitation!:secret:

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    exes: Britney most recently dated Charlie Ebersol for eight months, but told her audience she had been 'single for a year':(

    Britney married childhood friend Jason Alexander in Las Vegas in 2004 before having it annulled after 55 hours.

    Later that year she married backing dancer Kevin Federline, with whom she had two sons - Sean, 9 and Jayden, 8, before the couple divorced in 2007.

    In Dec 2011, she became engaged to her long-term boyfriend Jason Trawick, which they broke off in January 2013.

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    Sexy: She hasn't had the smoothest love-life and recently declared she has been single for the last year

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    My prerogative: The beauty got a rapturous response from the female members of the audience for calling out guys:grad:

    Despite swearing off men, Britney posted an Instagram shot on Tuesday with her arm around a handsome mystery man. :c

    She captioned the picture: 'Love brunch at the beach with friends!', as she's seen holding her shoes as they stand together on the sand. :dontknow:

    Although she does seem to have consciously friend-zoned her companion, she does look delighted to be getting cosy in the snap.














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    Cute: Despite swearing off men, Britney posted an Instagram shot on Tuesday with her arm around a handsome mystery man

    The Hit Me Baby (One More Time) star has been performing her Britney: Piece Of Me show at Planet Hollywood for almost two years

    It's been a hailed as a great success for the singer, who seems more in control of her life than ever - and this video certainly reflects her new-found self-confidence.

    She rocks a number of racy outfits during the show, all showing off her slim, toned physique.


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    Unlucky: Britney had a failed engagement to Jason Trawick (left) and divorced husband of three years Kevin Federline (right) in 2007:boohoo:

    The Oops...I Did It Again singer is also working on an upcoming ninth studio album and will soon be returning to acting for the first time since she guest-starred on How I Met Your Mother in 2008.

    Britney tweeted on August 11 that she would be guest-starring on the Telenovela comedy, Jane The Virgin, which returns for its second season on October 12.

    While her exact role on the Golden Globe-nominated show is unknown, she is expected to play the nemesis of Jane's father, Rogelio (Jaime Camil).


    Britney Spears shimmers as she flashes some flesh at 2015 VMAs

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    Attention King Of All Blacks and all you weird Toe Men...Nows your chance!!
     
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    the vma dress is fucking stupid :jj: she is such a rube
     
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    Would still bang hard.
     
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    She's only 33?
    :eek:
     
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    1st in line.


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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    It must suck to get super-famous at a young age and then to lose it so early in life.

    And she's not doing much for "Family Friendly Vegas" with those statements during her act.
     
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    I still think she looks good, but I've seen pics of her walking out of public bathrooms with no shoes on, so I wouldn't be sucking her toes.
     
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    Peaked at 20

    Long down hill slope from there

    Her kid sister is way hotter
     
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    And I have a message for Britney "You can suck my dick!!".

    I'm sure we can work something out.
     
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    Hard Miles
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    She was in the Mickey Mouse Club with Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling over 20 years ago! Who was the talent scout for that show? Genius.
     
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    You Go Girl!!!! :freebird:
     
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    I'm afraid I'd never be able to fuck the crazy out of her.
     
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    Sure, whatever you say...
     
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    Only sucking she needs is liposuction.
     
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    I would suck her toe even if it was covered in fecal matter.
     
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    She was married to George from 'Seinfeld'?
     
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    Why cant she keep a guy with all her money. Remember when she was nuts.