men, have you lost your sexist edge?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Aug 18, 2012.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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  2. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Mines in lines. True story. ;)
     
  3. kev

    kev Well-Known Member

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    Ahh the good old days..
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...precisely why you walk tall among men mr. stork. many can learn by your example.
     
  5. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    The simpler days
     
  6. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    You would need a time machine to find a woman to go along with these guidlines today. LOL.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...holy shit that underlined stuff is harsh. dont complain if he stays out all night lmao....ei yiye yie.

    sounds like how the mob guys use to treat their goomahs
     
  9. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I dunno. But #3 is looking pretty damn good!
    Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. :vag:
     
  10. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    That's hilarious. If my chick ever behaved that way when I got home, I'd start to get paranoid. Just to have her not constantly bitch about her job and coworkers and blather on about her day would be good enough for me.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...youve come a long way baby.

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  12. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Well, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
    After 14 years, the little lady still walks out to greet me in the driveway with a hug when I pull in from work. (except when it's knee deep snow)
    Straight up?
    If I ever lose this one I'll just give up, because she's spoiled the fuck outta me.
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...ok im checking amazon for some snowshoes right now, pm me that address again so the delivery goes smooth. we'll get this thing straightened out spaz. snow hugs are the best. ill check for some kind of thermos too.
     
  14. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Fuck all the dumb shit.
    We're fixin' to sell out and bail. Due south!

    Florida Keys, here we come.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...sounds nice i know youre going to be pretty much prepared to live there. generators n shit.
     
  16. Cody

    Cody Active Member

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    [video=youtube;VA9pVPtN_ao]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA9pVPtN_ao[/video]
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...thats funny! im so sure beth has a copy of that video too. my tea party friend says arabs beat their women so i know beth had been schooled
     
  18. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Happy Wife, Pussy Whipped Kike
     
  19. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    That's a beautiful image of you coming home and having your woman happy to see you. You're a lucky man.
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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