Da fuck is the matter with your entire motherfucking species? I would've been home an hour and a half ago, if the stupid testicle-owner had've listened to me when I told him he made a wrong turn. Then fucking told him how to correct it. Then, 'cause I was so goddamn bitchy with him 40 minutes lost, he opted to disregard me AGAIN when I told him I had to pee. Boy has NO MOTHERFUCKING CLUE how close he came to having his testicles twisted off this afternoon. You uppity bunch of fucking pricks. The goddamn lot of you. You're not that fucking smart, you are certainly not smarter than the female species, and to take control measures with urination will end up with your nice truck seat being pissed upon. CLEAR? Good.