Men. Motherfucking men.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Da fuck is the matter with your entire motherfucking species? I would've been home an hour and a half ago, if the stupid testicle-owner had've listened to me when I told him he made a wrong turn.

    Then fucking told him how to correct it.

    Then, 'cause I was so goddamn bitchy with him 40 minutes lost, he opted to disregard me AGAIN when I told him I had to pee.

    Boy has NO MOTHERFUCKING CLUE how close he came to having his testicles twisted off this afternoon.

    You uppity bunch of fucking pricks. The goddamn lot of you.

    You're not that fucking smart, you are certainly not smarter than the female species, and to take control measures with urination will end up with your nice truck seat being pissed upon. CLEAR?

    Good.
     
  2. MatthewT

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    yap yap yap
     
  3. Motoflou

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    bump
     
  4. nazdrowie

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    mon dieu :facepalm:
     
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  6. Motoflou

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    I am seriously too drunk and tired to read a Slippy thread. They are so exhausting and repetitive.

    But I wish you luck with this thread, and all future endeavors.
     
  7. PullMyFinger

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    Women. Mother fucking women with all the wordy yapping.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :pissed:
     
  10. Dave

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    bump lol
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll kill you all.

    One day. *shakes fist*
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Plan to start joining you right now, Moto.
     
  13. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    It's Not Piss!
     
  14. Dave

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    Make me a sandwich first?
     
  15. Chriza

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    This thread will definitely correct the problem.
     
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    men are not a species. this is why we don't listen to you
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Never underestimate what a good "venting" can do.

    This has been pent up inside of me for nearly 3 hours, stuck in a truck with a dipshit who didn't know where the fuck he was going.

    Venting saves lives.
     
  20. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :what:

    I alerted on this post.