Men of the Shed: How Long Have You Ever Gone without Rubbing One Out?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Men of the Shed only:

    How long have you ever gone between rubouts? In nearly 35 years of doing it, the longest I ever went was five days and that was back in 1981, after my dad died.

    Women don't count, for reasons explained on "Seinfeld".
     
  2. Jon Mendelsohn

    Jon Mendelsohn New Member Banned User

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    Do you mean how long between orgasms, or rubbing one out IN ADDITION to having sex? If I'm getting laid I generally don't perform any extracurricular activity.

    I haven't gone more than 24 hours without blowing a load since I was 12.
     
  3. GaryPuppet

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    I am currently on day 18 of having not busted a nut.
     
  4. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Two weeks in 2006 when I had pneumonia.
     
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    This is going to end up with a dead hooker on the news.
     
  6. Anfkid

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    1 year, 5 months.
     
  7. chuk

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    Never

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    I'm jerking off right now.
     
  10. Rob0729

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    I did not rub one out the entire time it took to read this entire thread. I think that is my personal best.
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    :wtf:

    :console:
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    It'd be so hot if Reggae Mistress posted a few nude shots here on the shed.
    And then we all conferenced called and had a cell phone circle jerk while looking at her pics.

    Who's with me? Let's get 2014 started off in a good way!
     
  13. Brokenbad

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    Can someone turn the reverb up?




    (reverb= big room echo, milisecond delay as in howards homo room.......kind of loses the funny if ya got to splain' it huh?)
     
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  14. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    4 days( after my Mom died.)
     
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    I went 17 days whilst waiting for a woman I met on Match.com to pay me a visit, she said the first thing she was going to do was blow me, so I stored as much firepower in reserve as I could stand and upon delivery of the agreed upon service, she got a mouthful, she choked. :jj:
     
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    When I was locked up 1 time I went without until I got out 5 days. Probably the longest since I started Wacking it.
     
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    Did you take any pics? If so can you please share?
     
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    Obvious troll is obvious.
     
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    Never. I am rubbing my pp between my thighs as I type. :wub: