News Men shouldn't own cats

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jun 26, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

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    It's kinda gay
     
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    Didn't you see Howard's shirt ?
     
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    How'd you do on your "one shot an hour" diet this weekend or is that only for week nights?
     
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    He says that he's all man and that he loves vagina more than anyone.
     
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    Nothing screams straight like owning a dog
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    Any of the "real men..." shirts have the same idea behind them: have a woman cut off your balls and you're a real man. Where is Howard? Who invaded his body?
     
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    Call me gay but when I adopted my cat it was delivered by a super hot blonde. I got to smuggle up against her and have my picture taken with her and everything. Only problem was she wouldn't let go of the damn thing so I let her take it back home wkith her.
     
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    I like dogs and cats. Mutts only please. My new dog is a german shepard mutt and my cat is just an old alley cat.
     
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    i once dated a girl who had a cat.
    that cat spent every second plotting to get rid of me.
    the cat won





    oh and f timmy
     
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    Your delivery chick was hot?
    Mine looked like a retarded transsexual horse.
     
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    So did mine, and she kept digging out the poor poor cats eyeballs.
     
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    Don't think anybody would call Hemingway gay and he was a big fan of the cats.

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    Mine earn their keep with rodent control. One less chipmunk in the world yesterday morning
     
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    You never lied about a chick you were with being hot?
     
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    You could kill cats with your sword and put the fur on your hat?

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    His were polydactyl as well.
     
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    Disagree. A guy who loves cats is so sexy!
     
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