WTF Men that use Checks??

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Is It Gay To Write Checks?

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  3. No, I Write Checks and I'm in the Closet.

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  1. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Don't Dox my bro Gold

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    I just got back from HomeDepot and an asshole writing a check backed up the line for 10 minutes. He had to write 3 checks because he messed up the date on one and the amount on the other. WTF..


    Who write checks and why do they think they're secure!!! They have your account number, address on them!!!
     
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    Only use them to start direct deposit
     
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    I order checks without my address. :grad:
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    I'm assuming this was an old dude, I usually can't help cutting them some slack.

    But there is a time limit on that.
     
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    This, and I pay my rent with checks. That's about it.
     
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    I did send a check to the great state of Montana for tax purposes
     
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    Usually it's older women that wait until the entire order has been scanned, then pull out the checkbook from their purse and start this whole ordeal of a ritual to produce the check.
     
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    Im gonna go ahead and add that its also a little gay for a woman to write checks too.
     
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    Seriously, I don't understand this. I've also noticed women of all ages stand in line for a food order then get to the front and only then start deciding what they want to order
     
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    Double L writes checks with the specific intention of pissing people off so badly that it ruins their whole day and they rush home to make a thread about it.
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Just when I'm buying a mud boggin' pickup, an extra 400 lbs of steel weight plates, or a jackhammer.
     
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    To pay certain bills, yes. It is a hassle getting a stamp and going to a mailbox. I probably should stop.
     
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    Holy Christ. I used one check between May 2015 and April 2016 and it was for my car excise tax. Last one before that? April 2015. Before that April 2014.

    Checks suck. Who the fuck uses that shit anymore?
     
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    Even in the drive-thru. I have to quiz my wife like a district attorney before we pull up to the ordering board because she hasn't given it a thought before then. Every time. If I don't I roll the window down, get asked for the order, then have to tell them to wait while my wife decides to peruse the same menu she's seen 20 times before. Then it's usually "I'll have a small hamburger".
     
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    I still write checks to pay some bills. I would never use them for a retail purchase.
     
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    I write about 2 a month for various reasons.
     
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    I have a storage bill that still needs a check and once a year for the tuition for my kids school, that's about it.
     
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    Maybe Early 60s. Still too young IMO. I watch a kid in his 20's pull out a checkbook once... I was incredibly disturbed by this.

    checks for bills etc is normal.. but to use one in the store is bizarre.

    I should change the Title to Checks in the Store
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i just write them for my rent, then mail them... the fuck is wrong with that?
     
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    I'm talking about in the Store.. Checks for rent is fine.