CCTV Men, this is the risk you take getting married

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Jul 3, 2015.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Firecrackers and half your assets, what a deal!
     
  3. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    This is the greatest risk.

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  4. Dorb

    Dorb Pigs need luv to Gold

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    Ouch! Not a problem for me though.
    I'm fat ugly old and poor.
    No woman wants me!
     
  5. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Cheer up champ. At least you're able to operate the computing machine at your very, very advanced age.
     
  6. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    @GaryPuppet's long lost older brother!
     
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  7. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    If the wifey did that to me i would laugh and then she would get to to clean up the piss stain.
     
  8. Vagineer

    Vagineer Well-Known Member

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    When I plan on getting married....
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  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is not a joke.

    So my brother is in the process of getting divorced. His wife is absolutely CLUELESS when it comes to paying bills or handling money. She is 45 years old and has a college degree from a good school. She has run up as many as a dozen credit cards into default over 90 days. My brother earns north of $150K per year.

    His wife is currently looking for a job which will pay "at least $200 per month." She's been looking for a couple of months, but no luck so far.

    Yes, she's looking for employment of $200 per month.
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Are you making a mockery of this? :dontknow:
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I heard a gonk.
     
  12. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    10 bucks says this is Howard in 8 years.

    Beth version 3.0
     
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    I have no need to get married again...it is pretty much a losing proposition.
     
  14. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    I was just gonna say that
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    What's a gonk?
     
  16. oh the good old

    oh the good old aka Empty Wallet

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    crazy
     
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  17. Dlist

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    Get a woman who cares about her appearance...I would NEVER go that 'after marriage' route..
     
  18. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    So EC likes firecrackers and flatware?
     
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  19. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Jesus.

    I've been married once, will I ever do it again?

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    If it fly's, floats, or fucks...rent it.
     
  20. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Oh Christ, YOU guys!!! I'm getting married for the first time at 41.

    You're killing me!