Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Jul 3, 2015.
Firecrackers and half your assets, what a deal!
This is the greatest risk.
Ouch! Not a problem for me though.
I'm fat ugly old and poor.
No woman wants me!
Cheer up champ. At least you're able to operate the computing machine at your very, very advanced age.
@GaryPuppet's long lost older brother!
If the wifey did that to me i would laugh and then she would get to to clean up the piss stain.
When I plan on getting married....
This is not a joke.
So my brother is in the process of getting divorced. His wife is absolutely CLUELESS when it comes to paying bills or handling money. She is 45 years old and has a college degree from a good school. She has run up as many as a dozen credit cards into default over 90 days. My brother earns north of $150K per year.
His wife is currently looking for a job which will pay "at least $200 per month." She's been looking for a couple of months, but no luck so far.
Yes, she's looking for employment of $200 per month.
Are you making a mockery of this?
I heard a gonk.
10 bucks says this is Howard in 8 years.
Beth version 3.0
I have no need to get married again...it is pretty much a losing proposition.
I was just gonna say that
What's a gonk?
Get a woman who cares about her appearance...I would NEVER go that 'after marriage' route..
So EC likes firecrackers and flatware?
I've been married once, will I ever do it again?
If it fly's, floats, or fucks...rent it.
Oh Christ, YOU guys!!! I'm getting married for the first time at 41.
You're killing me!