CCTV Men, this is the risk you take getting married

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  2. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Firecrackers and half your assets, what a deal!
     
  3. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    This is the greatest risk.

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  4. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig DawgShed News VIP Gold

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    Ouch! Not a problem for me though.
    I'm fat ugly old and poor.
    No woman wants me!
     
  5. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Cheer up champ. At least you're able to operate the computing machine at your very, very advanced age.
     
  6. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    @GaryPuppet's long lost older brother!
     
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  7. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    If the wifey did that to me i would laugh and then she would get to to clean up the piss stain.
     
  8. Vagineer

    Vagineer Well-Known Member

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    When I plan on getting married....
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  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is not a joke.

    So my brother is in the process of getting divorced. His wife is absolutely CLUELESS when it comes to paying bills or handling money. She is 45 years old and has a college degree from a good school. She has run up as many as a dozen credit cards into default over 90 days. My brother earns north of $150K per year.

    His wife is currently looking for a job which will pay "at least $200 per month." She's been looking for a couple of months, but no luck so far.

    Yes, she's looking for employment of $200 per month.
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Are you making a mockery of this? :dontknow:
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I heard a gonk.
     
  12. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    10 bucks says this is Howard in 8 years.

    Beth version 3.0
     
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    I have no need to get married again...it is pretty much a losing proposition.
     
  14. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    I was just gonna say that
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    What's a gonk?
     
  16. oh the good old

    oh the good old aka Empty Wallet

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    crazy
     
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  17. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Get a woman who cares about her appearance...I would NEVER go that 'after marriage' route..
     
  18. newcastlefan

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    So EC likes firecrackers and flatware?
     
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  19. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Jesus.

    I've been married once, will I ever do it again?

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    If it fly's, floats, or fucks...rent it.
     
  20. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Oh Christ, YOU guys!!! I'm getting married for the first time at 41.

    You're killing me!