Men With Smaller Testicles Are Better...

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    [h=1]Study: Men With Smaller Testicles Are Better Fathers[/h] [h=6]September 10, 2013 1:15 PM[/h] [​IMG]


    Atlanta (CBS ATLANTA) –
    Men with small testicles are likely to be more nurturing and better fathers to their children.

    A new study from Emory University finds that men who tend to be a loving parent also have smaller testicles. The research, released today in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, involved 70 men of varying ethnicities — most were Caucasian, five were Asian and 15 were African-American – with at least one child under two years old.
    Prior studies have suggested that decreases in testosterone may suppress mating efforts, which potentially channels a man’s energy toward the care of infants and make these men more empathetic.
    “Our data suggest that the biology of human males reflects a trade-off between mating and parenting effort,†says Emory anthropologist and study lead author James Rilling,
    This study showed that men with smaller testes exhibited more nurturing activity in their brains when shown pictures of their children. Also, separate surveys from their respective female partners showed that these men were more involved in the upbringing of their children.
    “I wouldn’t want to say that men with large testes are always bad fathers but our data show a tendency for them to be less involved in things like changing diapers, bathing children, preparing meals, taking them to the doctor and things like that,†said Rilling.
    “The correlation is stronger between sperm count and sperm quality and testicle size,†Rilling explained. “Bigger size, better, healthier sperm.â€
    Larger sized testicles seemed to indicate men who were built for competition with other men to make women pregnant, but not so much to care for the child.
    “Mothers definitely have more of an impact on child development, but fathers are also important and their role is understudied,†said Rilling.
    The exact measurements of a “large†or “small†testicle were not made clear in the study.
    “Our study is the first to investigate whether human anatomy and brain function explain this variance in parenting effort,†says Jennifer Mascaro, who led the study as a post-doctoral fellow in the Rilling lab. “Testes volume is more highly correlated with sperm count and quality than with testosterone levels.â€
    Both testosterone levels and testes size were inversely correlated with the amount of direct paternal caregiving reported by the parents in the study.
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    My dad must have huge balls.
     
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    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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    this guy must have basketballs
     
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    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    Metrosexuals.
     
  6. HowieStearn

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    in a related story they also found that men with no penises are actually lesbians
     
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    Anyone else read that title and think "black dudes confirm this theory"?
     
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    Well why sit home changing diapers when you can be out wowing the ladies with your giant balls?
     
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    In Beth's purse maybe
     
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    I'm a good father and admittedly have small balls

    but I also have a giant thick cock.
     
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    "oh really?? tell me more"

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    Only if you promise you aren't gay or faggot
     
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    Does Sheiky-baby take care of his children or is he no good piece of shit like that Ultimate Warrior and Brian Blair?

    Even with video evidence I still can't tell for sure.
    [video=youtube;BJ2jmIcKzpo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ2jmIcKzpo[/video]
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Dads with big balls are better on "America's Funniest Videos."
     
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    Testicle size in primates corresponds to how promiscuous the female primate is.Gorillas have relatively small testicles due to One male leading his 'Harem'.
    Bonobos/Chimpanzees.....Big balls due to their females being Big whores.....Sperm/semen load has to be larger to compete with other Sperm/semen already there.

    With that study,I think they aren't taking in the Females role in the equation.
     
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    so, obama will make a great father since he obviously has no balls at all?
     
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    Well I've got...

    [video=youtube;_W-fIn2QZgg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg[/video]
     
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    Balls are most lovable when you're in love with the owner. Same with the baseball-seam, aka taint.
     
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    The sternshow twitter account posted a link to this same article tonight. I guess it's a popular story.
     
  20. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Of course, they're MOTHERS!

    Baba Booey!