Mens and womens be so different when it comes to sexuality issues, yo....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    :hat:

    Don't ask me why, but I just watched this doc about 2 chicks hunting down the guy who molested them as children. When they found him (as an old man in a senior living facility) they were like, "Why did you make me suck your penis that one time, and why did you kiss me on the vagina? Apologize to me!!"

    I wish. If that had happened to me as a child, I would have hunted that old bitch down, and thanked her for servicing me. Might have even bent her over her hospital bed in the nursing home and given her what for, for old times sake...:pimp:
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    196,239
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    73,394
    Likes Received:
    23,651
    mercy post
     
  3. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

    Reputations:
    471,471
    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2012
    Messages:
    82,955
    Likes Received:
    51,516
  4. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    :c
     
  5. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,276
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2010
    Messages:
    5,291
    Likes Received:
    567
    did he try to score with them now that they were legal?
     
  6. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    No. I was hoping the molested chick would admit that she is still attracted to him and would do him up right and go all porno on his old ass.
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

    Reputations:
    158,456
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    19,246
    Likes Received:
    3,785
    Sup ape?
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    Hey brotha. :pimp:
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    19,629
    Likes Received:
    3
    Depending on what you mean by "as children", those could be some pretty stupid questions...
     
  10. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

    Reputations:
    4,282
    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2010
    Messages:
    15,734
    Likes Received:
    169
    I would have stood on his oxygen tube, step off, repeat
     
  11. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    863
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    7,517
    Likes Received:
    140
    What exactly did you put up your ass to make this face?

    [​IMG]
     
  12. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

    Reputations:
    4,282
    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2010
    Messages:
    15,734
    Likes Received:
    169
    :jj: that's not me
     
  13. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

    Reputations:
    4,282
    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2010
    Messages:
    15,734
    Likes Received:
    169
    I can't watch stuff like that -- it get's stuck in my head and I can't get it out, so I avoid it like the plague. :scared:
     
  14. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

    Reputations:
    4,282
    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2010
    Messages:
    15,734
    Likes Received:
    169
    It's ok, I won't think about it. It's mostly hearing from the victims directly that get's in my head. I soak up people's emotions like a sponge. :)
     
  15. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    9,032
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    8,013
    Likes Received:
    608
    Don't watch the HBO documentary on dogs in America.
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    So here's some old dude, uses a walker, has dementia and doesn't even remember he's alive, getting accosted by two crazy ladies who say he molested them when he knew who he was

    Oh! Peaches for lunch!
     
  17. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

    Reputations:
    75,023
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    7,278
    [video=youtube;JM1JsGr76Ro]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM1JsGr76Ro[/video]

    You might like this one though. It's only an hour long and it completely made me understand dog people. They back everything up with modern science and explain the unique bond between man and canine. Some of the stuff they found blew me away. The stuff about the way dogs track our faces just like humans track each others is really cool.
     
  18. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    98,069
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    41,856
    Likes Received:
    20,964
    This thread had promise...
     
  19. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

    Reputations:
    75,023
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    7,278
    sorry
     
  20. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    98,069
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    41,856
    Likes Received:
    20,964
    I know what you're saying though...once i was say 12 or so, if an older woman had wanted to fuck me I would have been whatever the opposite of traumatized was.