Mens Bathroom at the office complaints.

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  1. Craignor

    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    -the guys talking to clients on the cell phone while sitting on the toilet...rude.

    -the guy cleaning his Tupperware from lunch or breakfast in the sink (sometimes leaving noodles or salad in the sink or in the water fountain) while people are crapping fifteen feet away, Gross and unsanitary, there is a kitchen for that stuff.

    -the Nester who covers the toilet seat with paper towels, does his business, then throws all the paper towels into the toilet on top of his load, flushes, and then plugs up the toilet, regularly. Nesters are strange individuals, their butt is so special it cannot contact a surface where others have been? You are not going to catch anything by sitting on the toilet.

    -guys that spit into the urinal, or farts while you are peeing next to them.

    That's all I can think of, anyone else have similar or different stories?
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    When there are no hot chicks in the women's bathroom as you walk by a slowly closing door.
     
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    I'm all for the "nesting" approach - people are fucking gross.

    But it goes without saying that you use toilet paper, not paper towels. Duh.
     
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    Where is a better place to fart at work?

    Keep that shit in the bathroom.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    That's at least half the people here!
     
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    Makes you appreciate the 1 you have at home.
     
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    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    I agree, unless you are just a few inches to my left.
     
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    Does anyone work with muslims that wash their feet in the sink?
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    back in the suck, we had to clean the barracks every thurs. night to a spotless condition, buff floors, scrub bathrooms for inspection Friday mornings. if it didn't pass inspection, weekend pass was out.
    but during the week, taking a piss at the urinal and always some fuckface smoker would drop his butt into the urinal.
    I was always like dude, wtf, where do you think that's going, you do know one of us has to fish that out of there every Thursday nite don't you? we finally wised up and made smokers clean urinals. fucking idiots cant think two minutes into the future.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I used to work in a building where you'd hit the stairwell and literally almost walk into Muslims on their knees on each landing. Safety hazard.
     
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    I've gone into the bathroom at work and someone has been talking on their phone while taking a dump. So fucking stupid.

    I took my leak, washed my hands the turned off the light on the way out.
     
  14. Craignor

    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    That's a great idea!
     
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    Guys don't have these in the men's bathroom?

    [​IMG]
     
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    No courtesy flush.
     
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    -the guy that is on the hopper and gives a little sniff, or cough when you enter to let you know that the stall is Occupado.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    what, do you want an invite?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    A person talking anywhere on their phone in public is annoying and rude. People just loudly airing out their and others personal business in stores, trains, etc. No one wants to hear it.
     
  20. Craignor

    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    No, it's just funny. The door has a lock on it.