men's fashion items i don't understand or think should exist

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    pleated pants. i mean, really? you want your pelvis to puff out like a faggy pirate fupa?

    reversible belts. i mean, really? you can't buy two different belts so you get one where the buckle flips over from a black side and a brown side? loolz.

    [video=youtube;wXw6znXPfy4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4[/video]
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ps: before anyone brings up my capri cycling pants...i cut off the below the knee part because they were, i realized...

    [video=youtube;wXw6znXPfy4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4[/video]

    they are now normal commuter cycling shorts and they rule.
     
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    Pleated pants should be outlawed.

    I like my reversible belts. It makes things easy when travelling.
     
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    Dress shirts all one solid color with a white collar and cuffs. That screams douche
     
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    :jj:
     
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    This
     
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    French cuffs should be banned too.

    Double breasted suits need to disappear.
     
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    Why not wear gym shorts to ride a bike? :dontknow:
     
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    yes! i don't even understand why anyone would buy it. i went to mens warehouse a few weeks ago for some work pants and they barely had any flat front pants -- they were all pleated. i was like wtf you fags?

    they're so terrible.

    those are horrible. they always seem to come in light blue with white collar/cuffs or pink with white collar/cuffs. i call them "trumps" because faggitz like donaldo trump always wear them. with pleated pantaloons.
     
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    i don't mind french cuffs, though i don't buy shirts with french cuffs. i don't understand them.

    do they make those anymore? i thought those were discontinued when letterman moved to cbs. :c
     
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    sure, i'll wear my gym shorts with some high tops and a wife beater when i ride. wokka wokka wokka! :c
     
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    the coloreds love that style of dress shirt.
     
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    This was the same response as before.
    For a weed head that's impressive memory
     
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    Pleated and Flat front seem to come and go like el Nino. Are we in for 5 years of pleated pants?
     
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    or not. i don't remember ever posting that before. :jj:

    sheeriously though...when i commute i need pockets for my phone, wallet, keys, etc. commuter shorts are semi-stretchy, so they move well when i ride and get on and off the bike, they have many pockets with zippers, and they're light weight. plus, they're not super short like gym shorts so my nuts don't hang out when i ride. also, commuter shorts have a nice clip belt instead of a draw string like gym shorts. they also look better.
     
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    You always see white trash factory worker types with mullets wearing those at weddings.
     
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    and their dress shoes are either sketchers with thick shoelaces or penny loafers.

    omg don't even get me started on penny loafers. they should be banned with pleated trousers.
     
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    I thought you may have been a fanny pack guy