Mental illness: Does Howard think he is a real judge?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I am starting to think that this "I am a judge"
    Is more mental illness than schtick at this point. .

    When Howard was playing the Stairway to heaven clips and said that led zeppelin was not guilty and he should know because he is a judge...he sounded like Bill Cosby taking about being a Dr.

    Funny that he thought that saying he was America's judge would catch on and seems like he is the only person who bought it
     
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  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i knew he was mentaly ill when he said hes in show business.
     
  3. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    When Stern first joined up AGT (which was his second choice after Ellen stiff armed him from idol) he figured that (against the advide of his agent, jon hein, and fred)

    That he would cause ratings to skyrocket
    That his fans would love seeing him on family network tv
    That he woulc get the rest of america to fall in love with him
    That he would become the crown jewel of nbc
    That Beth would get even more exposure
    That sirius would see the error of his ways and have to go begging him to re-sign while he had all the leverage

    Hence by calling himself "America's Judge" he would become the star of agt and nbc as a whole. They would literally be begging him to either head up other gameshows, reality shows, or talk shows. Hell, this asshole probably figured that he would become head of the network

    Instead he became loser of the summer....So now he claims that it was a fun goof.
     
  4. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Wiggy seems to think it's on the same level as being appointed to the Supreme Court, I remember him saying he was "honored" to be chosen. Add that to the long list of things he's delusional about.
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Spot on
     
  6. Anfkid

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    OF THE SUMMER? He lost all his fans and now his former fans and new people exposed to him loathe him. he's arguably the most hated man in America.
     
  7. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Howard Stern self appoints himself a lot of things. King of all media, america's judge, a coxsman etc. The only problem is that these have been self appointed. No one really gives two shits about this assclown to give him any kind of title.
     
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    you can train a china town piano playing chicken to hit the buzzer to X them. he's cracked his almond. it takes zero ability and clearly no charisma to be a judge.
     
  9. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Great Howie, you're a judge on a show that would have to improve dramatically just to be considered garbage.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's Dr. William H. Cosby Jr to you sir.
     
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    WIGGY buys C.B.S. will b doing 11;30 /12;30 . lol
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He's definitely a little touched, but I think it's more a result of being around ass-kissing, yes men for SO LONG than organic mental illness. He has zero incentive to act like a normal person. The ppl closest to him, the ones who should be able to be honest with him, either make money off of him or rely on him for financial support. That's why he ( and Beef ) always seem genuinely surprised and hurt when the public bashes them. The ppl around them yes them to death.
     
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    I love when he says he takes his job as a judge on AGT very serious. "Robin, I can't be up all night or Tweet during the acts like the other judges". Yeah, because it takes so much dedication, concentration and intelligence to judge a guy juggling cats.:facepalm:
     
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    Howie, Heidi and Mel are foreigners, so technically Howard is the only "American" judge. :grad:
     
  15. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
    douche' chills the other judges must goof on him hard behind his back
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    *edit* double post. :facepalm:
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Does he have a fucking tennis ball inside his chin? JFC!
     
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    He lost the showdown for America's Top Judge.
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    Heavyweight Champion, the Honorable Barbara Kapnick defeated Howard Stern via KO in the 1st round.