Merry Christmas Day Fight At The Mall Mother Fuckers!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    oh why must Christmas come but once a year?


     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    My town mall is SOOOOOO boring. I almost never get into fistfights.
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    So, I assume these classy ladies are fighting over money-saving deals?

    If Christmas shopping is such a cluster-fuck, maybe the gift-recipient list should be cut in half, or better yet, totally eliminated.
     
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    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I only see apes fighting
     
  5. Nikki

    Nikki growing a tail

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    There was one in Chicago, too. In the food court.

    In a very small way, the mall got what it deserved. Open on Christmas? Making employees work? Fuck you. I wonder how much the cleanup vs profit was for these malls.

    Oh, and mall cops :haha::haha:
     
  6. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    savages
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    The mall or the Bronx Zoo?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Girl fight? Not clicking. Lemme guess, hair pulling and loud pitch shrieks.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I clicked, so you don't have to.....
    Extensions were flying everywhere, then they all went off to red lobstah....
     
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  10. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    God, please don't let there be a serious natural disaster in my time on Earth. Certain people will make sure we don't survive as a human race. :(
     
  11. Mack29

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    Camera in portrait mode......
     
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    Divorce Chicken Big Fun VIP

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    This is why we can't have nice things.
     
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    Stag Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Those are some motivated future employees just fighting over the last job application.
     
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    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Monroeville Mall? The location of the original DAWN OF THE DEAD?

    How appropriate.
     
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    al pacinos baby Well-Known Member

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    Can we export them to Russia?
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps a bunch of bananas?
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Two things missing from that video:

    1. Worldstar!
    2. White people
     
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    Stag Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    They use to have an ice rink in that mall and as a kid when we went to the big city to Christmas shop my mom would let me spend the day skating while she and her sister shopped. As I have travelled across the country over the past years I learned that malls that use to have ice skating rinks in them usually turn in to scenes like above.
     
  20. Roberticus

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    Sounds like maybe it's time for you to step up and go kick yourself a mall-bitch's ass.