MERRY LARRYMAS!

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    As everybody knows, Larrymas is the time of year when everybody on Dawgs praises and worships the Poster of All Time, aka Double L. As everybody knows, Double L is the single and solitary reason that anybody even comes on Dawgs in the first place. And as everybody knows, Larry, Inc. and Associates is the greatest and most dominant force to ever exist in the history of the universe.

    With that being said, it's true that Larrymas is officially on December 25th, but what would a Larrymas be without early gifts on Larrymas Eve? And as everybody knows, the greatest gift ever given in the history of the world is the gift of Double L's words. So ladies and gentlemen, now is the moment that you have all been looking forward to all year long. Now is the moment when Double L offers pardons and unblocks 13 lucky posters who can only be described as shit posters. I'm not gonna say your names and make this a call-out thread, but you know who you are. You are the luckiest 13 shit posters in the history of the world right now. And if I see 1 fucking shit post outta you, it's right back on block you go until the giving of Larrymas Eve pardons next year. Because to read Double L's posts is a privilege, not a right. And merry Larrymas to all, and to all, good night!
     
  2. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    IT'S REALLY HIM!

    Calm yourself ladies...
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  3. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    That's a 100% shoot, folks.
     
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  4. Joeyjoejoe

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    Double L isn't like Saint Jerry Lawler, sure he likes them tender, but legal tender.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I wonder who the lucky 13 will be?
     
  6. Devil's Backbone

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    Rejoice! The star has risen....
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  7. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I guess the wonderful vacation is over!:bigcry:
     
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    Devil's Backbone Security Advisor - Larry Inc.

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  10. LawyerLarry

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    P.S. Double L will not be directly engaging with any of the lucky 13 shit posters.
     
  11. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    C'mon! Talk to me! One shit poster to another!
     
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  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Shitwave - back on block.
     
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    Another Larrymas miracle!
     
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    I'm one of them :yay:
     
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    Can we get some pictures of the hot babes at the Larrymas party?
     
  17. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    That's the best thing that you could have done! His off-the-cuff promo skills are second to none.
     
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  18. GLguygardner

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    Goddammit Larry:tears:
     
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    Merry Larrymas!
     
  20. ljc

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    if any of you look out into the sky tonight that is not the North Star that is the glow of the The king returning.