Metallica movie one of the worst ever

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  1. Acid

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    ...music movies ever made.

    The dramatic elements of all this undermine every aspect of the musical performance, because we have zero emotional investment in any character not named Hetfield, Ulrich, Hammett or Trujillo.

    Metallica wrote the script, alongside director Nimród Antal.

    I can't imagine the screenplay scribbled on anything other than a handful of dirty napkins between rehearsals; it appears very little thought has gone into anything outside of the stage production and the music itself.

    Metallica should stick to what they know, because Through The Never is a pile of shit and a waste of time. Don't see it.


    Ouch...

    Full article:

    http://i.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/film-reviews/9268146/Metallicas-Through-The-Never-3D-film-is-terrible
     
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    this is what drove Oderus to kill his cat
     
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    Best Metallica album ever:

    [video=youtube;DqDeH3hwxfw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqDeH3hwxfw[/video]
     
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    I told ya...
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    I liked it. The ending was a little wtf. :dontknow:
     
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    wait til Dave see that :sarcastic:
     
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    I haven't seen it yet, alot of mixed reviews....eventually i'll see it
     
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    Nimrod?
     
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    Weird name hey.....
     
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    WTF is your problem? You suffer a major head injury at some point in life? :fil:
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Local "rock" station does a 'double shots' at noon.

    They played back to back faggy metallica. How does that happen?
     
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    A valid question. :fil:
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Bahahah!
     
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    RTL > Tallica
     
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    DJ musta been tragically unhip to the real Metallica like Wiggy himself.

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